Y'all need dogs.

I can see you running out there with an AK now.

It looks like that little shit gets around. We've had a rash of the same type of opportunistic crimes in our neighborhood. He opened up the tailgate and cover on our truck, I guess he didn't feel like carrying away the 1.6 block that was in the back. Lazy little fuck.

I knew a guy who had his stuff robbed from his unlocked car. So he decided to go down the street, open every unlocked vehicle, take whatever was in the glove box and put it on the seat, then close the door and lock it.

No one had stuff stolen from an unlocked vehicle for quite a while after that.

Good luck getting your AK to chamber a 7.62 NATO round.

one time i wanted a new radio so i broke my own window, ripped it out and had insurance pay for it all...unfortunately I forgot about the deductible.

Oh, I see some Half Life here in Miataturbo, some class at last.

The "expensive car" is in the garage, the beater car sleeps outside, unlocked and even with the windows down. Part of the rear bumper fell somewhere on the highway, tinted windows are all cracked, you can fit a screwdriver through the dashboard cracks. Unlocked to movie theaters, shopping malls, beach getaways, WE, its the ultimate "I dont want that shyt" rolling machine.

Its a Ford Escort

My doors always stay locked and I try to park my car in front of windows of the house as much as possible to maybe make them think twice. As for the house, they aren't getting in the house and back out again alive, I assure you that.

I'll let my cat out, he gots his clawz.