I love Ortega Taco Sauce
 

Makes my taco pop

oh, the double entendres.

I saw the subject, and knew without a doubt what this was. How uber lame of them, dont get me wrong I love tacos, fake mexican food is the best. But seriously you were in the olympics, and you whore yourself for this crap? Fire your manager/assistant/who ever set you up with that and not something that doesnt make you look like a dumbass.

I'd like to make her Taco pop.... oh wait she's 16, nevermind!

Id still hit it.

"officer she said she was 18, and she tasted 21!, how was i supposed to know!"