Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 671740)

Motorcycle? Can only ride it on dry sunny days, get ran over by rednecks, get lots of bugs in your mouth, can't listen to my Milli Vanilli CD, hit one bump and lay it down.
Just saying...

Yes, I like the way my Red Geo with tinted windows looks. I especially like how the 50 MPG bumper sticker I put on it stands out <G>.

Gay or not, the car is basically FREE to drive and may actually pay me. This is the first car I've ever owned that cost nothing to have around. It won't depreciate, it saves a ton on fuel, it costs $0 in repairs. The value of my pickup truck goes down $2,000 a year, the value of my Lava MSM goes down $1,500 a year and I'm paying $400 insurance on a car we put 2,000 miles on a year, the V8 Miata is a money pit in the fact that it will not get driven much, needs $1,000s in work done to it, and wastes gas like crazy. Responsibility and maturity have to kick in sometime. Anyone who would choose a sports bike over a Geo is neither. I'll let you young guys ride your crotch rockets. Hell, I might even stop to help scrape you up off the road when you wreck. Maybe we can put your leg in the back of my Metro - I don't really care if we get a little blood on the carpet because I have an extra one in my parts bin. Other than catching a little hell from friends and co-workers (and I laugh at them when they do it) the Metro is one hell of a car for many reasons. If they laugh too much I jump into the LS1 Miata and do a doughnut on their mother's bloody carcass to prove that I actually have more testosterone then they do.

Originally Posted by WonTon (Post 671445)

:bowrofl:

I dont mean sit an wallow in them! I always know when I have to take a massive shit by how strong the odor is. If I have to quickly walk away, I know ill be on the shit hole about 15 min later.....

Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 671746)

So what's the point in saving/making a couple bucks here and there by driving/reselling geo metros when you're wasting a bunch of cash every month keeping the truck/msm/whatever else you got regd/insured/depreciating in your garage?

In the grand scheme of things you're not enjoying your nice cars AND paying to not enjoy them.

Is it all worth it? Cause it doesn't look that way from here.

Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 671751)

You know you make yourself red in the face breathing in so hard, you sick bastard! You're addicted and need to seek help.

I like those super concentrated shower farts. I guess the moisture in the air takes up room and forces the particles closer together. That combined with the swirling air gets them to your face faster. Always almost instant stink. Just let one that smelled like rotting potatoes and I felt like I needed to rise myself off again to remove the stink.