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bojanglincraig 06-11-2010 08:32 AM

I Sold Everything To Buy A Lamborghini And Drive Across The Country
 
Well not me

http://jalopnik.com/5559767/

levnubhin 06-11-2010 09:34 AM

Cool story.
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shuiend 06-11-2010 09:42 AM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 586958)
Cool story BRO.

fixed.

miatamania 06-11-2010 09:46 AM

Indeed.

Rafa 06-11-2010 10:02 AM

+1.

18psi 06-11-2010 11:04 AM

fascinating tale CHAP

Braineack 06-11-2010 11:12 AM

so now he has a broke ass lambo and no money and tons of legal troubles? sounds cool?

revlimiter 06-11-2010 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 587030)
so now he has a broke ass lambo and no money and tons of legal troubles? sounds cool?

+1

The article was going on about how "he can't imagine people not using the things they buy" etc. I was thinking "BUT HE DOESN'T FUCKING OWN THE CAR YET!!!" the whole time. Leaving your job and responsibilities behind to roam the earth in a pasta rocket is equally alien to my way of thinking.

Joe Perez 06-11-2010 11:55 AM

Honestly, yeah. I kind of envy that guy. Thought about doing exactly this thing many times (except with a VW bus.)

If I'm ever diagnosed with something terminal, this is exactly what I am going to do.

Braineack 06-11-2010 12:02 PM

ive always wanted 50 speeding tickets in my tool chest.

Preluding 06-11-2010 12:38 PM

-Girlfriend/Fiance leaves you
-Buy lambo
-Fuck bitches
-Go broke and call jalopnik
-hopefully you get enough publicity to do well and pay your debt in your new business

hustler 06-11-2010 01:07 PM

I'd do a vette or Ultima GTR instead. It depends if I want AC or not. I would not expect a Lambo to make it home with its shitty reliability record.

hustler 06-11-2010 01:08 PM

omfg, what a ******.
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...j_with_car.jpg

Braineack 06-11-2010 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 587104)
I'd do a vette or Ultima GTR instead. It depends if I want AC or not. I would not expect a Lambo to make it home with its shitty reliability record.


it didn't, the motor ate itself...

jeff_man 06-11-2010 01:11 PM

he bot a lambo and didn't have $500 left for a valentine 1, what a tool

hustler 06-11-2010 01:16 PM

I can't believe a guy in Dallas has a mohawk...AND and lambo. Crazy.

devin mac 06-11-2010 01:16 PM

whatever hustler.... you'd fuck his brains out if given the chance.

hustler 06-11-2010 01:22 PM

I love is quote:

All that driving does have a price and now the car has even less value. After all the hard driving and long miles, the timing chain stretched, crunching the valves and turning the car into an exotic and expensive paperweight. The car is now worth less than he owes on it and the bank refuses to grant him another loan.
1. What a raging piece of shit. Its 2010 and a $180k car can't last 100k miles?
2. why not take it to a machine shop and build the motor? My machinist recently charged $12k to rebuild an F360 with total melt-down
3. You don't need to finance another car, fucktard. But a $1500 car or hell, a $10k turbo Miata. You must finance an expensive car...MUST!!!

hustler 06-11-2010 01:23 PM


Originally Posted by devin mac (Post 587117)
whatever hustler.... you'd fuck his brains out if given the chance.

Maybe if he spends about 8-months in a gym.

pusha 06-12-2010 04:10 AM

This guy did something pretty legit. He drove around for three years in a Lamborghini, fucking strippers, drinking and probably snorting a respectable amount of cocaine. Who doesn't want to do that? I mean, it sucks that he's painted himself into a financial corner, but if worst comes to worst, call the bank and tell 'em they can come get it. I'm sure his credit score is already beshitted.

The reason the timing belt took a shit is because they're supposed to be replaced after 60k miles. OF COURSE if you don't follow service recommendations, there will be a catastrophic failure. I wonder if he ever changed the oil.

Bassmachine 06-12-2010 04:47 AM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 587428)
The reason the timing belt took a shit is because they're supposed to be replaced after 60k miles. OF COURSE if you don't follow service recommendations, there will be a catastrophic failure. I wonder if he ever changed the oil.

Dude he ate ramen to save money for gas i fucking doubt that oil got changed on a regular basis.

Rennkafer 06-12-2010 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 587428)
The reason the timing belt took a shit is because they're supposed to be replaced after 60k miles. OF COURSE if you don't follow service recommendations, there will be a catastrophic failure. I wonder if he ever changed the oil.

Gallardo V10's have timing CHAINS... I've yet to see a timing chain with a replacement interval less than 100k.

hustler 06-14-2010 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 587428)
The reason the timing belt took a shit is because they're supposed to be replaced after 60k miles. OF COURSE if you don't follow service recommendations, there will be a catastrophic failure. I wonder if he ever changed the oil.

Oh yeah, a modern marvel. OF COURSE a $200,000 car should die a horrible death and not have warranty coverage.

gospeed81 06-14-2010 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 587066)
ive always wanted to be a tool box with 50 speeding tickets.

fixed

As cool as the story starts to sound, some parts don't add up, and the guy is definitely lacking some sense. I guess that for the purpose of what he did though half the point was just to keep going, even if it meant living on loans and not having money for routine maintenance.

I'm tempted to do the same, but on a nice motorcycle instead, with a tent in a sidecase.

turotufas 06-14-2010 02:54 PM

Why not just buy a STI?

Stupid fucker.

pusha 06-14-2010 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 588289)
Oh yeah, a modern marvel. OF COURSE a $200,000 car should die a horrible death and not have warranty coverage.

I would imagine not following the maintenance program would void the three year, unlimited mile warranty.


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 588349)
Why not just buy a STI?

Stupid fucker.

No one ever gets laid because they drive a Hot Wheels car.

cardriverx 06-15-2010 01:48 AM

anyone read the comment claiming the story in a fraud? Interesting.

p51hellfire 06-15-2010 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 586958)
Cool story.

Attachment 196694


:giggle: double fixed

gospeed81 06-15-2010 07:24 AM


Originally Posted by cardriverx (Post 588654)
anyone read the comment claiming the story in a fraud? Interesting.

for poopsterity


Originally Posted by BlowingThisWhistle 06/12/10


Some truth about this story:

Richard Jordan has taken Matt Hardigree on a ride with a ton of lies here. He never sold all of his possessions or spent his "life savings" to set out on the open road or to buy the Lamborghini (OR any of the other luxury cars and bikes he's been afforded over the years).

Where to start with this pile of madness? He sold his metal fabrication business?! WHAT business? What was the name of this alleged business and to whom did he sell it and when? For that matter, WHAT JOB? And he took to the highway, living hotel to hotel after his fiancee left him???! The timeline in this is whack. He bought her a Corvette AFTER he bought the Lamborghini (and also after he bought the Hummer H1 and the Audi A4 AND the Ford F-650 AND the Cadillac and whatever else that he purchased within that five year block), and they were together for a long while afterward. What about the time he was pulled over in Indiana? Or the embarrassing time(s) he TOLD people he was Moby? The versions portrayed above of those incidents are a convoluted headache of half-truths. Witnesses were there, remember, Richard? This article leads readers to believe Mr. Jordan is some kind of nomadic Mad-Max-meets-Two-Lane-Black-Top messiah when he's really just a delusional kid who hails from extreme privilege. I'm sure his good family is floored by this hacked up mess of words.

Hell, my elderly parents have put more out-of-state miles on their car than Richard has put on this Lambo. The most driving he's done has been at 18o mph from Starbucks to Starbucks across the Dallas/Ft. Worth metroplex. This is SUCH an unbelievable crock. People can't possibly be reading this story, looking at the handful of pictures Richard took while on a few road trips along with the images of his new warehouse, and thinking all of this has no holes in it! Come on.

Richard, you owe Matt Hardigree a huge apology for wasting his time and for leading readers to believe you're some kind of reformed victim of love who left everything behind for some romantic, American dream. Did you think an article of this popular magnitude wouldn't be read by people who know you in real life?


Joe Perez 06-15-2010 05:53 PM

Meh. I still enjoy the fantasy of it. Reminds me of Bob Hoover's cross-country adventure in Grendel the Minibus from Hell about 15 years ago.

gospeed81 06-15-2010 06:35 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 588940)
Meh. I still enjoy the fantasy of it. Reminds me of Bob Hoover's cross-country adventure in Grendel the Minibus from Hell about 15 years ago.

Yeah, me too.

I'd just do it on a bike. Although you can't really sleep in a bike.

Hell, I may start my trek next week on the VFR. Too bad I already burned up my vacation hours.


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