I wish I could feel drunk all the time...
It's Big Lebowski time and I've been slamming Caucasians all afternoon. My neighbor has a little fire-pit going, so I stop by and have a few glasses of Beam to cap off the night. I'm typing as carefully as I can because I'm a nerd, but the truth is that I'm fairy dunk right now. It is Friday after all.
For those of you who think getting married and having kids means the end of fun, then FUCK YOU... you just need to find a woman who is more awesome than you are to have kids with. She's been asleep for hours just in case, and I've been next door pouring Beam over ice cubes. Now it's sleepy-time. |
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I'm growing a mullet.
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6 shots deep
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pregnant wife == designated driver
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Originally Posted by pusha
(Post 749799)
I'm growing a mullet.
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I have a mullet. Business up front, party in the back.
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Originally Posted by samnavy
(Post 749793)
you just need to find a woman who is more awesome than you are to have kids with.
Just sayin'. :D |
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 749868)
... or you could not get married, in which case being able to have a drink isn't some rare special occasion that you feel the need to brag to your e-friends about.
Just sayin'. :D |
Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 749835)
pregnant wife == designated driver
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Stop, you're poking the baby!
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I'm growing a tumor and then I am going to cut it off and fuck it and have a tumor baby and it will get me groceries and then I will eat them both. As a superslut I know said yestrday, "a dog won't suck your dick". |
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 749868)
... or you could not get married, in which case being able to have a drink isn't some rare special occasion that you feel the need to brag to your e-friends about.
Just sayin'. :D |
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