Illegal game time!
Lets play a little game. Today I recieved one of these items in the mail. Although all but one of these is dangerous, only one is outlawed in the USA. Which illegal item did I recieve today, the gun, gas cap, cigs, wine/car keys, knife, credit card, dip?
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That's a crazy white dildo you got there.
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Skoal > Grizzly
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Wine. Anything with alcohol greater than 0.5% is not permitted.
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Gas cap dildo
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I don't see hookers and blow.
Closing thread. |
Non safety gas spout.
Or, as I like to call it, the old gas cap that doesn't pour gasoline on my mowing sneakers, click off mid-pour, require turning the gas can upside down, or chug and gurgle like a motor oil quart being poured from the wrong side. |
The one that puts more gas on the ground than in my car? A new local track has no gas station within 30 miles, it's funny watching everyone, including myself, try to use the safety ones.
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lol, 15 bucks on ebay. I would have payed $30...
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Originally Posted by rider384
(Post 692803)
Skoal > Grizzly
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Oh, I forgot, the tough guys dinge Skoal Citrus :giggle:
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lol thats alotta fucking skoal.
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Let's huff paint again next month at TXMC and kill another hooker.
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^~pics of last hooker?
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Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 692831)
*<Copenhagen
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Go big or Go Home
Skoal costs more than cope here, it really depends where you live |
The old style spouts aren't illegal or "outlawed", they are just getting to be a pain to acquire. I'm not certain if the CARB stupidity has officially been adopted by the EPA, but even if it was, it would only apply to newly manufactured cans. You're not required to dispose of any old cans or turn them in to the gubbamint, and it's not illegal to buy a new replacement old-style spout on ebay.
The can I bought new in VA two years ago has one of the yellow spouts where the vent tube runs along the liquid tube. There's no internal jiggler thingy to shut off the flow, which is what it sounds like they have in some other states. These yellow spouts are inferior to the old style cans in terms of quality pouring action, but they aren't totally horrible. I have no difficulties filling up my old Lawn Boy 2-stroke mower. I don't spill a drop of that glorious gas-oil mix on the ground, but every time I start up the mean green machine I lay down a small cloud of fumes containing chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, reproductive harm, and also to kill unborn polar bear fetuses. It's legal to ship wine, tobacco, knives, and firearms (follow the laws so you don't go to prison). It's legal to ship lighters and butane, but the language used by mail-order cigar retailers suggests that shipping a lighter that is pre-filled with butane may incur a hazardous shipping charge so they usually ship empty. So the answer is, nothing in your pic is illegal/outlawed in the USA or illegal to ship. :bigtu: |
Nevermind
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Originally Posted by KPLAFIN
(Post 692855)
Nevermind
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Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 692862)
I didn't want to know anyways
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Originally Posted by KPLAFIN
(Post 692865)
Good, go wreck another car or something. :loser:
sidenote: http://cedarautos.com/inventory/view/1283031 I want to buy it, spray it brown and bathe in cold air-con |
Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 692874)
I will, give me something to drive :giggle:
sidenote: http://cedarautos.com/inventory/view/1283031 I want to buy it, spray it brown and bathe in cold air-con PS, miata looks like a piece of shit. I'm willing to bet big money its been in a wreck of some sort. At the very least the pass. fender has been repainted, replaced more than likely. That's just getting started. |
Fuck You Gumby!!!
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Originally Posted by KPLAFIN
(Post 692876)
I feel like I need a shower in some sort of acid to clean myself off after typing this, but god damn those Mustangs are growing on me.
PS, miata looks like a piece of shit. I'm willing to bet big money its been in a wreck of some sort. At the very least the pass. fender has been repainted, replaced more than likely. That's just getting started. |
Originally Posted by EGCoopey
(Post 692842)
^~pics of last hooker?
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Very well played....., Dexter....
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The guy on ebay came down on shipping if I bought 3 or more. So I bought 3. He gave me his company number to call if I had any problems. Well only two caps came in yesterday, so I called. If you would like to here a "turbo no hit block" version of gas cap boy you should listen to the options on the machine...lol
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After all of the dip quotes above I'd just like to throw out that it's been over two weeks for me without a chew. This after 27 years of the stuff. Sucked for a couple of days but coping fine now. Bought stock in Wrigley's before I stopped, so I got that going for me...
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Originally Posted by Pusha
(Post 692832)
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
(Post 693024)
You and your boys are fucking idiots and we look forward to pics of your cancer breeding ground mouth patch.
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I see a sigma. 9mm or .40 S&W?
Sick of the trigger pull? let me know, I know a simple way to reduce the trigger pull... |
Originally Posted by Pusha
(Post 692832)
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Originally Posted by spoolin2bars
(Post 693218)
lol @ ^^^ blurry pic. looks like your a hardcore friskies lover! and I HATE CATS!!!!!
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No that's not cat food and yeah, it's a Type R e-brake cover. I'm sure it'd catch mad dough on Club Ricester.
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Originally Posted by Pusha
(Post 693196)
LOL! I know, right?! LOL! We quit that shit last year. A can a day and 2 packs of cigs is enough nicotine for any bro.
please post a pic of your tits |
Late to the party...
Cigs and snuff are the same thing from the fed's point of view, and since only one item was illegal, it's neither of those. You wouldn't be able to buy that cas cap new in CA, but they're not illegal to possess, so I assume they're not illegal to mail. The bank mails credit cards all the time, so unless you stole it, it's not that. The knife looks like a pretty standard folding pocketknife, nothing illegal about that. The gun... I assume you're not a registered firearms dealer, and yet I don't know enough about Fed or TX law to know if this would be illegal... The lighter would probably be illegal if sent by air mail (assuming it is full), but you didn't specify. I'd guess the wine, but you said " outlawed in the USA" and I know that it is legal to ship wine in some states. So it might be illegal in TX (I'm pretty sure it is, in fact) but that still doesn't qualify. |
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
(Post 693279)
OMFG LOL 2 packs a day??!? like OMG
please post a pic of your tits |
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