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08-26-2009, 10:22 PM
#72
When you get married, for every time you have sex for the first year, put a penny in the jar.
After the first year, every time you have sex, take a penny out of the jar. When you run out of pennies, you run out of sex.
It's reality. You will have sex as much in the first year that you are married as you will for the rest of the marriage.
If you don't believe me, you haven't been married for 10 years.
After the first year, every time you have sex, take a penny out of the jar. When you run out of pennies, you run out of sex.
It's reality. You will have sex as much in the first year that you are married as you will for the rest of the marriage.
If you don't believe me, you haven't been married for 10 years.
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^ That sucks.....
08-27-2009, 08:40 AM
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When you get married, for every time you have sex for the first year, put a penny in the jar.
After the first year, every time you have sex, take a penny out of the jar. When you run out of pennies, you run out of sex.
It's reality. You will have sex as much in the first year that you are married as you will for the rest of the marriage.
If you don't believe me, you haven't been married for 10 years.
After the first year, every time you have sex, take a penny out of the jar. When you run out of pennies, you run out of sex.
It's reality. You will have sex as much in the first year that you are married as you will for the rest of the marriage.
If you don't believe me, you haven't been married for 10 years.
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08-27-2009, 10:38 AM
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When you get married, for every time you have sex for the first year, put a penny in the jar.
After the first year, every time you have sex, take a penny out of the jar. When you run out of pennies, you run out of sex.
It's reality. You will have sex as much in the first year that you are married as you will for the rest of the marriage.
If you don't believe me, you haven't been married for 10 years.
After the first year, every time you have sex, take a penny out of the jar. When you run out of pennies, you run out of sex.
It's reality. You will have sex as much in the first year that you are married as you will for the rest of the marriage.
If you don't believe me, you haven't been married for 10 years.
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08-27-2009, 10:46 AM
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When you get married, for every time you have sex for the first year, put a penny in the jar.
After the first year, every time you have sex, take a penny out of the jar. When you run out of pennies, you run out of sex.
It's reality. You will have sex as much in the first year that you are married as you will for the rest of the marriage.
If you don't believe me, you haven't been married for 10 years.
After the first year, every time you have sex, take a penny out of the jar. When you run out of pennies, you run out of sex.
It's reality. You will have sex as much in the first year that you are married as you will for the rest of the marriage.
If you don't believe me, you haven't been married for 10 years.
I'm married 2 1/2 years and I've already begun to see the decline. It's an even more rapid decline if you have kids.
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