I'ma give you my viral.
 

One of you could be the first comment on this epic wedding dance video!!

20 songs of OMG.

I don't know what's better, the choregoraphy or cinematography.

bonus points if you don't comment about big butts (and cannot lie)

I bring you the same thing with less obesity.

That's a HUGE bitch!

http://www.hostilism.com/pod/deuce_huge.jpg

That whale better suck a mean dick and make the best sammich since sliced bread. Holy shit

How you'd let a fat chick get anywhere near your junk is beyond me. You need some standards.

I thought you weren't releasing any of the wedding footage y8s.

you mean you dont like the dancing skillz???

I thought you had a hot wife. Lars said she isn't as hot as Brain's, but I've yet to see pics of either.

I need a new car cover. Wonder if the wedding dress is available?

She's actually got very small breasts but her belly doubles as a push up bra.

I'm recalling some fark comment about the neighbors lifting up her--um belly-pussy-crotch-fat (there's a nickname for this particular mass of flesh) to knock the bitch up.

All I have to say is at least she has a pussy. I wonder if FM sells springs in half pairs.
I also recall some m.net comment about his 300lb wife.
But at least it's a chick.
At least it's a chick: He gets a few minimal man points for that.

FUPA. It's called the FUPA.

I lost interest at 0:02.