It's national coming out day..
 

So...

Are you gay?

You do drive a miata...

(homophobery will not be tolerated--gays need love too. from behind)

So what happens when someone comes out on a forum where homosexuality is feigned for lols?

I don't think much would.

No one believes them, and they're stuck in a semi-denial state wondering who they really are, and how others view them.

Ask me how I know.

Today I called the DMV to see if the vanity plate FABULUS was available.

The question is, are you a republican? If so you are married and a repub, you must be gay.

You aren't gay if you kiss a girl after oral sex.

giving or getting? what about after 69?

Oops. I mean. If you taste your own dick... Now I'm thinking about it.

http://www.centerfieldgate.com/wp-co...03/eww-kid.jpg

Kissing a girl after giving would be some sort of nasty kinky fetish shit.

Kissing a girl after getting would prove that you are a stud of godlike proportions because you can charm men and women at the same time.

After 69.. well hell I dunno.. nasty kinky godlike charm while fetish at the same time.

I guess I'll finally come out.. Guys, I admit that I'm a lesbian, please don't hold it against me. :)

If you change your mind post-op does that really count?

pro tip: keep sand out of that vag of yours.

Does bi-sexuality count?

As if I'd ever let a girl near that thing.

I always wipe my face off after giving before going in for smooches, it gets really sloppy down there;)

Serious? LOL

Does that excite you? :laugh:

How did you know?:pitlab::love:

it's probably 50% your saliva...