this thread makes me want to hold a baby chimp while it picks my nose and eats my boogers....yes, there's a .gif for that :)

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...if?w=320&h=180

thats random!

i makes me wanna go on a infant puching spree!

this thread is now diamonds.


DIAMONDS!

Actually, making this a one liner cliche thread sounds fun, too.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies, and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.

You ever fucked a girl with down syndrome?

i don't want a girl with downs, i want a girl with epilepsy. turn that strobe on when tapping that, JUST IMAGINE THE MUSCLE CONTRACTIONS!

I'm gay.

that's so cliche......

No more dead baby jokes? This thread is starting to fail...I need to hear at least 3 more before I unleash the greatest dead baby joke ever.

i say you should unleash it now!

WonTon is right. The word "random" is an overused cliche' in just one word.

Edit: Notice my sig is sporting both the dead horse being beaten and a reference to Down's Syndrome. I'm so hip...

"Is a bird in a hand worth two in the bush?"

http://dubsism.files.wordpress.com/2...if?w=320&h=240

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your so ahead of the times man!

There must be anticipation before I tell it, and I'm not seeing anticipation around here.

Page two was pretty good, with just a couple exceptions.

18psi - I may not get to declare it, but I can advise you that it is not funny. It's been done to death. But hey - if you get your kicks recycling Dane Cook jokes, more power to you. It's really funny, all of the middle schoolers must think you're the coolest.

Neogen - Brain wasn't annoying me, but it was clear he *thought* he was, hence the explanations. But w/e. This thread is mostly fail now. Some good pics though.

http://www-static.weddingbee.com/wp-...25/z137906.jpg
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



This thread was fail from the very 1st post. Its a pathetic emo pussy whine about how we are all not funny and blah blah blah.

The expressions in question may not be funny, but making a thread about it basically declaring that they shouldn't be used anymore isn't going to do diddly squat. Then whining about how other people are not funny or reuse other people's jokes......Are you on your period?


Either post funny shit and lead by example or stfu.


Oh and this is a serious post btw. I have respect for you so I won't troll this thread anymore, but seriously: this shit is weak.

I must be :giggle:

I didn't sleep much the last few days, as a matter of fact didn't sleep at all last night. But hey - at least I got to sit on a C17 for 3 hours only to have the flight canceled. Gah.

You're right though, it is some emo BS and it probably wasn't threadworthy. I have respect for you too, and it is pretty weak, agreed. Sleepy me thought it was a great thread..

18psi is a faggette with a slow miata. No respect from Bonder.

koto, dont sweat it. you're right.

and in the spirit of the thread: haters gon hate.

I'm going to disrespect you so hard tonight:giggle:

http://topnews.in/light/files/James-Bond-5.jpg

The name is Bond, Lame Bond. :giggle:

in which he started the hate.

In Soviet Germany, Hitler hates YOU!

Kant rejected the view that each man’s feelings create a private universe for him. Instead, Kant ushered in the era of social subjectivism—the view that it is not the consciousness of individuals, but of groups, that creates reality. In Kant’s system, mankind as a whole is the decisive group; what creates the phenomenal world is not the idiosyncrasies of particular individuals, but the mental structure common to all men.

Later philosophers accepted Kant’s fundamental approach, but carried it a step further. If, many claimed, the mind’s structure is a brute given, which cannot be explained—as Kant had said—then there is no reason why all men should have the same mental structure. There is no reason why mankind should not be splintered into competing groups, each defined by its own distinctive type of consciousness, each vying with the others to capture and control reality.

The first world movement thus to pluralize the Kantian position was Marxism, which propounded a social subjectivism in terms of competing economic classes. On this issue, as on many others, the Nazis follow the Marxists, but substitute race for class.

I like your post but you are still going to end up as a bar of soap.

What's worse than 12 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 12 trees.