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Old 02-25-2010, 12:02 PM
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Dolph Lundgren is teh ****

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Old 02-25-2010, 12:21 PM
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and because i dont want to make another thread of WTF-ness

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Old 02-25-2010, 12:36 PM
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Dolph is a disgrace to Sweden, a walking lobotomised meat mountain who has returned from Hollywood from where he plagued the world with acting achievements making Van Damn and trained monkey look like potential award winners. He now markets himself as a genuine and humble guy from the north of Sweden (WTF?!) as he ****** for the most embarrassing media spectacle that ever contaminated Europe and Sweden: Melodifestivalen.

Only one good song has ever emerged from this embarrassing international gathering of mongoloids and bad taste and that is when the Finish band Lordi won with “Hardrock Halleluja”, the only rock song ever entered. Thinking that Dolph would make a positive contribution to this festival of airheads and press-horny soccer moms only proves that the core project team all rode the short bus to work and regards chromed 22s on an old Caddy as “tasteful”.

Just my 0.02kr.

What kind of name is “Dolph” anyway? Nobody is named Dolph here. We are named Torkel, Malin, Peter, Martin, Klara, Anders and other normal things. “Dolph” is about as Swedish as a “Chevy”.
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Old 02-27-2010, 02:47 AM
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Oh god I saw that movie "retrograde" awhile back. It was so bad it was funny, I love movies like that haha.
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I thought the Predator thing was a fan film,That was spiffy.I Just watched that film.
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He has a masters in chemical engineering and is said to have a really ******* high IQ...
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Old 02-27-2010, 09:12 AM
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I must break you.
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I think Sweden should make an international apology for Dolph Lundgren. Kind of like Canada had to do with Bryan Adams.
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Haha I just watched it for the hell of it, so horrible. I love it.

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Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer...it's a shame he never cries.
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What's next? Drago sings showtunes? Drago stars in The Producers? Drago in drag?

WTF!
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