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pusha 03-01-2012 10:02 AM

Job Applications for Cash
 
Bros,

I was recently approached by a friend to fill out job applications for cash money, but I don't know what to charge. What's a fair price?

THANKS

PS he's looking for jobs in the legal field (recent law school grad, more money than brains)

ThatGuy85 03-01-2012 10:17 AM

...What?

xturner 03-01-2012 10:22 AM

How many applications can there be that he needs help???

y8s 03-01-2012 10:23 AM

does he need you to reload his other shotgun too?

Faeflora 03-01-2012 10:35 AM

Ha ha


I would charge him 25% of his first paycheck amount, pretax. Payable on hire.

So if he makes $10/hr and works full time and gets paid biweekly, you would get $200 on his first day.

Faeflora 03-01-2012 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 841856)
Bros,

I was recently approached by a friend to fill out job applications for cash money, but I don't know what to charge. What's a fair price?

THANKS

PS he's looking for jobs in the legal field (recent law school grad, more money than brains)

Also wtf kind of applications are you filling out for him? McDonalds?

If he is applying to work at firms, this method is bound to failure and future blackballing.

I sense you are serious so you both are dumby as fucky.

pusha 03-01-2012 11:28 AM

yeah, idk if I want to do it. all I'm doing apparently is researching jobs that he's qualified for (like a jobber?).

Vashthestampede 03-01-2012 11:39 AM

Sounds like a waste of time to me, to be honest.

You'd do better spending that time slangin' dope. Why not just do that?


pusha 03-01-2012 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 841904)
Sounds like a waste of time to me, to be honest.

I'm starting to think so, too.


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 841904)
You'd do better spending that time slangin' dope. Why not just do that?

I lack the pigment required for street-level activity.

y8s 03-01-2012 02:17 PM

fill out the application form to become a wigger.

pusha 03-01-2012 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by y8s (Post 841971)
fill out the application form to become a wigger.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1330631158

Joe Perez 03-01-2012 07:53 PM

That's the first picture Pusha has yet posted which I can actually believe is of himself.

94mx5red 03-01-2012 08:17 PM

Where did he grad from? What is he looking to do?

y8s 03-01-2012 09:58 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 842115)
That's the first picture Pusha has yet posted which I can actually believe is of himself.

FALSE.

Pusha wears pastel colored polo shirts, khakis, and sockless boat shoes.

pusha 03-01-2012 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 842115)
That's the first picture Pusha has yet posted which I can actually believe is of himself.

lol, Joe, you have no idea


Originally Posted by 94mx5red (Post 842120)
Where did he grad from? What is he looking to do?

He graduated from the University of Miami's music law program. So something in that field. You work at a mental health facility or something, correct? I firmly believe he'll be a patient there in the next few years.


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 842162)
FALSE.

Pusha wears pastel colored polo shirts, khakis, and sockless boat shoes.

I don't wear pastels out of season, bro.

What I'm wearing right now:

White PRL OCBD
Flat-front khakis, rolled cuffs because I like flashing some ankle
Sperry Topsiders in a light brown flavor <<<NO SOCKS>>>
Matching leather belt with spinnable .357 Magnum cylinder (custom made for me in Nenana, AK)
My two-tone white gold Rolex Datejust, black face with diamonds, fluted bezel, jubilee bracelet

Joe Perez 03-01-2012 10:34 PM

I want a Dr. No style silk nehru jacket.

pusha 03-01-2012 10:38 PM

I've never found Eastern clothing styles interesting.

gearhead_318 03-01-2012 10:57 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 842163)
lol, Joe, you have no idea



He graduated from the University of Miami's music law program. So something in that field. You work at a mental health facility or something, correct? I firmly believe he'll be a patient there in the next few years.



I don't wear pastels out of season, bro.

What I'm wearing right now:

White PRL OCBD
Flat-front khakis, rolled cuffs because I like flashing some ankle
Sperry Topsiders in a light brown flavor <<<NO SOCKS>>>
Matching leather belt with spinnable .357 Magnum cylinder (custom made for me in Nenana, AK)
My two-tone white gold Rolex Datejust, black face with diamonds, fluted bezel, jubilee bracelet

Do you have a Hawaiian shirt to go with the nickel S&W?

pusha 03-02-2012 12:51 AM

no, I don't wear bullshit

94mx5red 03-02-2012 07:29 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 842163)
He graduated from the University of Miami's music law program. So something in that field. You work at a mental health facility or something, correct? I firmly believe he'll be a patient there in the next few years.

Criminal defense. I was covering for someone that day I met up with your dad. Had just left a facility where incompetant and insane (if their conditional release is revoked) people reside. Creepiest place ever.


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