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sixshooter 09-08-2013 10:12 PM

All you need is a magnetron, a metal box, and possibly a timer for convenience. Virtually unchanged since 1947, and the Speedy Weeny.

NA6C-Guy 09-09-2013 12:21 AM

So you are going to NY then?

Love the live fish trailer. Never seen that setup before.

Joe Perez 09-09-2013 06:50 AM


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 1051477)
I would, but you refuse to drive 100+ miles out of your way to meet a nearly total stranger.

You're going to hold this over me for a while, aren't you? :giggle:





Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1051487)
All you need is a magnetron, a metal box, and possibly a timer for convenience. Virtually unchanged since 1947, and the Speedy Weeny.

This is true, to a point.

You may also recall how, in the 1980s, microwave ovens gained a spectacular and well-deserved reputation for doing a really piss-poor job of cooking food properly. Meals would come out burned on one side and frozen on the other, cooking times would seem to vary wildly from one oven to the next even for the same wattage, and so on? It wasn't until the 1990s that things like diffusers, carousels, and the ability to modulate the tube to something less than 100% duty cycle, became commonplace.


Also, geek props for remembering the Speedy Weeny.



From that article:
Garmin is unveiling what it calls Real Directions, which attempts to humanize the cold voice prompts we're all used to from standalone navigation devices. Instead of just saying things like "turn left in half a mile," Garmin devices with Real Directions will add comments about recognizable landmarks, buildings, traffic lights, and stop signs, such as, "turn left at the Starbucks," or "bear right at the light."




See "Genuine People Personalities" at Sirius Cybernetics Corporation:

Most of the technology mentioned in the series are products of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, a decidedly inept company responsible for the design and creation of a wide range of robots and labour-saving devices, such as lifts, automatic doors, ventilation systems, and the infamous Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser. In the novel So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, the problem with all the corporation's products was summarised by the Guide:
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of [their products] by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws.
The only profitable division of the company is its Complaints division, which, according to the series, takes up all of the major landmasses on the first three planets in the Sirius Tau system. The theme song for the Complaints division is Share and Enjoy, and has since become the theme apparent for the company as a whole. The main office building and headquarters for the company was originally built to represent this motto, but due to bad architecture it sank halfway into the ground, leaving the upper halves of the motto's words to read in the local language "Go Stick Your Head in a Pig."

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation invented a concept called Genuine People Personalities ("GPP") which imbue their products with intelligence and emotion. Thus not only do doors open and close, but they thank their users for using them, or sigh with the satisfaction of a job well done. Other examples of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's record with sentient technology include an armada of neurotic elevators, hyperactive ships' computers and perhaps most famously of all, Marvin the Paranoid Android. Marvin is a prototype for the GPP feature, and his depression and "terrible pain in all the diodes down his left side" are due to unresolved flaws in his programming.




Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 1051514)
Love the live fish trailer. Never seen that setup before.

Nor had I. Those three stainless steel tanks in the front contain liquid nitrogen- apparently these fish prefer their environment to be chilly.

Chiburbian 09-09-2013 07:41 AM

NM

TurboTim 09-10-2013 08:46 AM

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Schedule? Blah. They can wait.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1378817166

Joe Perez 09-10-2013 10:09 AM

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Some much prettier roads getting here:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1378821074

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1378821074


This was kind of amusing. It's so cute how they think that 2,250 feet constitutes some kind of mountain:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...7&d=1378821724




When suddenly:




Interesting stuff around here:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1378821074


Total miles traveled: 3,074
Total fuel consumed: 211.7 gal
Overall average MPG: 14.5
Total drive time: 51 hours, 11 minutes.


This next one is especially amusing. You know how, when planning a trip, there's a tendency to say things like "well, assume that on average I maintain 60 MPH..."

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1378821724

Somehow, I actually did average precisely 60.0 MPH over the course of > 3,000 miles and 5 days.

I think that probably means that I'm a boring a predictable person...



https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1378822481

18psi 09-10-2013 10:25 AM


I think that probably means that I'm a boring a predictable person...
I could not predict that you didn't already know this, so therefore you're not.

RedCarmel 09-10-2013 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1051958)
This was kind of amusing. It's so cute how they think that 2,250 feet constitutes some kind of mountain

Yeah...well...our mountains are older!

Braineack 09-10-2013 11:39 AM

Joe brought balance back to the EC force.

Scrappy Jack 09-10-2013 01:32 PM


Originally Posted by Erat (Post 1051411)
Somehow, I actually did average precisely 60.0 MPH over the course of > 3,000 miles and 5 days.

I think that probably means that I'm a boring a predictable person...

That's actually pretty amazing unless you were just barely off the highway during your pit stops. It doesn't take much stop and go driving to crush average speed.

Joe Perez 09-10-2013 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1052005)
Joe brought balance back to the EC force.

Why was it imbalanced?



Originally Posted by Scrappy Jack (Post 1052041)
That's actually pretty amazing unless you were just barely off the highway during your pit stops. It doesn't take much stop and go driving to crush average speed.

It's actually more amazing when you consider that I spent a far bit of time on local scenic roads rather than the freeway proper.

Remember, however, that the speed limit in most of the western US is 75 MPH, and since I didn't have a trailer attached this time, I was actually doing 75 for much of the trip. (This worked out rather conveniently, since the governor on the truck was also set at 75, so I didn't have to pay attention to my speed.)

Braineack 09-10-2013 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1052050)
Why was it imbalanced?

when you left FL and tilted the earth's rotational balance.

shuiend 09-10-2013 02:18 PM

I guess the real question for the journey east is if the big ass TV made it back to the west coast.

Joe Perez 09-10-2013 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 1052055)
I guess the real question for the journey east is if the big ass TV made it back to the west coast.

Nope. I finally made good on my threats, and the big TV is no more. Its successor is scheduled for delivery tomorrow.

Erat 09-10-2013 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by Scrappy Jack (Post 1052041)
That's actually pretty amazing unless you were just barely off the highway during your pit stops. It doesn't take much stop and go driving to crush average speed.

That wasn't originally posted by me.

What have you done.

y8s 09-10-2013 03:56 PM

I still want to know what the standard deviation of this trip is (based on "straight line" globe surface arc--constant radius is acceptable).

Also, I still want to know WTF.

Harv 09-10-2013 04:12 PM

Joe, what do you do btw?

Welcome to the northeast, enjoy your snow.

Stein 09-10-2013 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 1051477)
I would, but you refuse to drive 100+ miles out of your way to meet a nearly total stranger.


Hell, he drove right through my town with nary a wave (Lincoln, NE) and I mean RIGHT THROUGH IT. I'm hurt.

NA6C-Guy 09-10-2013 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by Stein (Post 1052107)
Hell, he drove right through my town with nary a wave (Lincoln, NE) and I mean RIGHT THROUGH IT. I'm hurt.

What an asshole! :vash:

That looks like the most boring drive ever. One interstate the entire trip. Just driving.

rleete 09-10-2013 07:13 PM


Originally Posted by Stein (Post 1052107)
Hell, he drove right through my town with nary a wave (Lincoln, NE) and I mean RIGHT THROUGH IT. I'm hurt.

Damn. That's cold. And you even have that Saab monstrosity as a sideshow.


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