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UrbanSoot 07-01-2010 10:22 AM

just had me some great wake up sex
 
:p

Bond 07-01-2010 10:23 AM

Just had me some gay wake up sex too

UrbanSoot 07-01-2010 10:33 AM

here is some pussy for this thread

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_RuGbBEzqT2U/TC...2007.28.01.jpg

gospeed81 07-01-2010 10:46 AM

you now officially have as many pictureless "I'm awesome because I came" threads as aborted project partout threads.

UrbanSoot 07-01-2010 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 596087)
you now officially have as many pictureless "I'm awesome because I came" threads as aborted project partout threads.

means i deliver to the community! im pretty sure most people on this board saw pictures (and even a video) of my girlfriend so i dont think her pictures are needed :p

jbrown7815 07-01-2010 10:54 AM

I didn't see, so post STAT.

levnubhin 07-01-2010 10:56 AM

I didn't see.........
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gospeed81 07-01-2010 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 596093)
means i deliver to the community!

Actually, in my case, you never did deliver...


just giving you a hard time :giggle: I respect how busy you've been.




Originally Posted by jbrown7815 (Post 596094)
I didn't see, so post STAT.

this

UrbanSoot 07-01-2010 11:02 AM


jbrown7815 07-01-2010 11:04 AM

This thread has potential...





Now where are the nudes?

gospeed81 07-01-2010 11:10 AM

wait...I can't see shit at work

Let me log in on phone.

This better be good.

UrbanSoot 07-01-2010 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 596087)
you now officially have as many pictureless "I'm awesome because I came" threads as aborted project partout threads.

Speaking about aborted projects... https://www.miataturbo.net/cars-sale-trade-6/1992-mazda-miata-%2414000-49159/ :idea:

thymer 07-01-2010 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by jbrown7815 (Post 596100)
This thread has potential...





Now where are the nudes?

+1, that's a old video we need fresh/porno stuff.

buffon01 07-01-2010 11:25 AM

That video is old, we need new ones ;)

9671111 07-01-2010 11:30 AM

Cool, another one of these threads. The ******ry is overwhelming.

rider384 07-01-2010 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by rccote (Post 596116)
cool, another one of these threads. The ******ry is overwhelming.

+1

webby459 07-01-2010 01:20 PM

Huh, she's pretty hot. g/j

lordrigamus 07-01-2010 01:26 PM

I bet you finish when you're with her. Hubba hubba!

Now post pics of a finished project or current porn vid or ban!

Pen2_the_penguin 07-01-2010 01:27 PM

meh, I give great wakeup seks almost three times a week... but I wonder if the screams are enjoyment or screams of rape. :D

thagr81 us 07-01-2010 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 596213)
meh, I give great wakeup seks almost three times a week... but I wonder if the screams are enjoyment or screams of rape. :D

Combination of the two??? Haha

buffon01 07-01-2010 01:42 PM

Everyone knows is not rape if she likes it. :D

UrbanSoot 07-01-2010 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 596222)
everyone knows is not rape if she likes it. :d

+1

caideN 07-01-2010 01:56 PM

wake up bjs >

gospeed81 07-01-2010 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by caideN (Post 596230)
wake up bjs >

I thought you were married...?

UrbanSoot 07-01-2010 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by caideN (Post 596230)
wake up bjs >

had that too

thagr81 us 07-01-2010 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 596240)
I thought you were married...?

:bowrofl:

fmowry 07-01-2010 02:27 PM

Is that vid from barelylegal.com? OK, I'm old! :fawk:

UrbanSoot 07-01-2010 02:35 PM

shes turning 23 next month

railz 07-01-2010 02:42 PM

you got my approval!

buffon01 07-01-2010 02:46 PM

Alright shut the fuck up already and upload some pics at least. What does a guy have to do to get some fellow member's gf porn around here? :vash:

ScottFW 07-01-2010 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 596240)
I thought you were married...?

LOL

My college GF came back from a bachelorette party once, evidently pretty horny after hittin da clubs. I woke up at 3 a.m. to her fluffing up my baloney pony for a riding session. Not a bad way to wake up.

hustler 07-01-2010 05:34 PM

Was he black?

caideN 07-01-2010 08:51 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 596240)
I thought you were married...?

Probably the youngest kid here :fawk:

buffon01 07-01-2010 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by caideN (Post 596454)
Probably the youngest kid here :fawk:

How's puberty going?

thagr81 us 07-01-2010 09:13 PM

Emphasis on kid???

caideN 07-01-2010 11:06 PM


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 596456)
How's puberty going?

better than when you had yours

chicksdigmiatas 07-02-2010 01:03 AM

We should make a wife/gf pics section, for realz.

Bond 07-02-2010 01:49 AM


Originally Posted by chicksdigmiatas (Post 596508)
We should make a wife/gf pics section, for realz.

I can contribute

buffon01 07-02-2010 02:00 AM


Originally Posted by caideN (Post 596492)
better than when you had yours

Just so you know I had LOTS of great animal sex


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 596512)
I can contribute

Just do it here :D

Oscar 07-02-2010 02:06 AM

redeem yourself with fresh pics or classifieds ban

UrbanSoot 07-02-2010 03:55 PM

buy my car and i will give you nudes

KPLAFIN 07-02-2010 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 596695)
buy my car and i will give you nudes

I just realized you're not a mod...how is that possible?

UrbanSoot 07-02-2010 08:28 PM


Originally Posted by KPLAFIN (Post 596702)
I just realized you're not a mod...how is that possible?

i didnt know i was supposed to be...?

WonTon 07-02-2010 11:28 PM


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 596222)
Everyone knows is not rape if she likes it. :D

no no no, you got it wrong.....

Everyone knows its not rape if you say surprise...

johnmatt 07-03-2010 02:07 PM

3 pages and no nudes?

FRT_Fun 07-03-2010 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by johnmatt (Post 596956)
3 pages and no nudes?

I know... I told myself I wasn't going to click on this for two days and if by then there were no nudes I am not wasting my time ever again in this thread.

:loser::noob::jerkit:

johnmatt 07-03-2010 02:16 PM

I'm urbanshooting myself in the face for viewing anything he's ever posted in

UrbanSoot 07-03-2010 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by johnmatt (Post 596960)
I'm urbanshooting myself in the face for viewing anything he's ever posted in

are you that desperate to jerk off to pictures of my girlfriend?

NA6C-Guy 07-03-2010 07:49 PM

No one on this forum ever delivers the goods... :loser:

UrbanSoot 07-03-2010 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 597051)
No one on this forum ever delivers the goods... :loser:

take initiative and be the first one :p

NA6C-Guy 07-03-2010 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 597055)
take initiative and be the first one :p

I can post some pictures of my penis, not that most of you haven't already seen that in person, from the lower ground of course. :giggle:

UrbanSoot 07-04-2010 12:44 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 597070)
I can post some pictures of my penis, not that most of you haven't already seen that in person, from the lower ground of course. :giggle:

i always wanted to ask you this - how do you manage to keep your penis out of your vagina?

chpmnsws6 07-04-2010 01:13 AM

http://draw.joshmillard.com/img/palm-of-my-hand.jpg

Best wake up sex ever....... She never says no and I never have to deal with child support. Knuckle children have their place in life.....

FRT_Fun 07-04-2010 01:16 AM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 597049)
are you that desperate to jerk off to pictures of my girlfriend?

if he said yes would it surprise you?

UrbanSoot 07-04-2010 01:24 AM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 597130)
if he said yes would it surprise you?

sadly, no.

NA6C-Guy 07-04-2010 01:39 AM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 597122)
i always wanted to ask you this - how do you manage to keep your penis out of your vagina?

I had Bell fabricate me a shield. It keeps them apart.

UrbanSoot 07-04-2010 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 597145)
I had Bell fabricate me a shield. It keeps them apart.

how much was it? is it hard to remove? pictures of said shield? im considering one too...

NA6C-Guy 07-04-2010 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 597285)
how much was it? is it hard to remove? pictures of said shield? im considering one too...

Way too much ($225), and I had to wait 3 months for it to ship. :giggle:

johnmatt 07-05-2010 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 597049)
are you that desperate to jerk off to pictures of my girlfriend?

:cjerk: Don't judge me.....


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