Just when I thought I had seen the most retarded people on the 'net...
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W T F ? Posted in the comments section for his Viper. Who done it?
Posted by: tinfoil
1/28/2010 11:41:00 AMDelete
I once had a Viper. I couldn't make it out of the gas station before I had to refill the tank Oh it sucked... I pretty much lived at that place. But it wasn't bad all the time. After 11pm the hookers would come hang out with me and since I was always there, the owner saw me as "security" and fed me beef jerky and Powerade every day. Good time. It was that night with that one hooker that my life changed. She gave me the gift that keeps on giving and since the other girls knew she had The Taint, none of them would give it to me any more. See what owning a Viper will do for you?
1/28/2010 11:41:00 AMDelete
I once had a Viper. I couldn't make it out of the gas station before I had to refill the tank Oh it sucked... I pretty much lived at that place. But it wasn't bad all the time. After 11pm the hookers would come hang out with me and since I was always there, the owner saw me as "security" and fed me beef jerky and Powerade every day. Good time. It was that night with that one hooker that my life changed. She gave me the gift that keeps on giving and since the other girls knew she had The Taint, none of them would give it to me any more. See what owning a Viper will do for you?
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This would be more win if it looked like the guy actually went to great lengths to convince us that he actually owned that thing. Sure he MS painted some gay emblems on it, but it was pretty easy to figure out this wasn't his. Oh well.