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Old 10-06-2009, 09:45 PM
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Default Aquavette... Gets all the bitches

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$250k
0-60 in 4.x
1/4 in 12.x
Oh, and floats, has a jetdrive, and goes 60mph in water

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i wanna be baller like that!
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That **** looks hideous.
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I really wanted him to floor it at the end with the magnetized chicks up top.

Wouldn't be my choice if I had $250k to spend on a "car", but I'd rock it if I had it and lived in sunny California. Does look hideous though.
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looks like a corvette rear ended a dodge ram.
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Originally Posted by Ben
... jetdrive, ...

Maybe it's because we've got almost exclusively salt/brackish water 'round these parts, but I'm not a huge fan of jetdrives. Used to be, and they do have some advantages, but at the end of the day, give me a prop and I'll be happy. Damn jetdrives are more trouble than they're worth.


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... 60mph ...

Meh.
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Lots of jealousy up in hurr.
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Ugly.
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OK, kinda kewl for the uniqueness. But, I am looking at the opportunity cost here. For $250K I could buy a really nice boat and a really nice tow vehicle, and cash left over for coke and ******.
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That is the greatest mid life crisis hybrid I've ever seen. Dangerous cross breeds like this should be outlawed.

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The music pretty much tells the story of who the market is. It's not old fat white guys like the one driving it. Gotta be ball players and rappers buying them. Why else show all the skinny white girls. The jeweled cane and a man's full length mink coat must be popular options.
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Originally Posted by naarleven
That is the greatest mid life crisis hybrid I've ever seen. Dangerous cross breeds like this should be outlawed.



Originally Posted by cueball1
The music pretty much tells the story of who the market is. It's not old fat white guys like the one driving it. Gotta be ball players and rappers buying them. Why else show all the skinny white girls. The jeweled cane and a man's full length mink coat must be popular options.
Yep you're right! It won't be long before it shows up in a music video now.
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Originally Posted by ZX-Tex
OK, kinda kewl for the uniqueness. .
Not really that unique.

This is an old one. Kinda looks like a miata: Aquada:



Here's their quadski that was supposed to retail for about 60k:




And the Humdinga:

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Originally Posted by ArtieParty
Not really that unique.

This is an old one. Kinda looks like a miata: Aquada:



Here's their quadski that was supposed to retail for about 60k:




And the Humdinga:

I don't see any of those shitboxes filling up with ***** though.
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Originally Posted by hustler
I don't see any of those shitboxes filling up with ***** though.
So then they're exactly like your ride.
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Originally Posted by hustler
I don't see any of those shitboxes filling up with ***** though.

Originally Posted by ArtieParty
So then they're exactly like your ride.



That **** is fuggly, but definetly a ***** magnet

***** FTW!!!
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If you buy our Ramboatvette beautiful women will jump on board and have sex with each other!
I counted two wedgie picks in that video.
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Originally Posted by nicacus
If you buy our Ramboatvette beautiful women will jump on board and have sex with each other!
I counted two wedgie picks in that video.
You counted right my friend
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Originally Posted by buffon01



That **** is fuggly, but definetly a ***** magnet

***** FTW!!!
Is this vehicle equipped with a ***** magnet?
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Originally Posted by hustler
Is this vehicle equipped with a ***** magnet?
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