Killing Chipmunks
09-26-2011, 10:54 AM
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This thread was EPIC for 3 pages, and then some moralist **** entered to mess it all up.
I've been reading, laughing like a crazyperson, and enjoying every word of this great hunting story, picturing you running around on your property with a gun and a rifle.
The pictures from Predator just boosted this, and about the time I finished the third page, you were wearing camo clothing, warpaint and a wicked ******* grin on your face.
And then you went all moral *****, and just destroyed everything.
**** you, you really had me going there.
I've been reading, laughing like a crazyperson, and enjoying every word of this great hunting story, picturing you running around on your property with a gun and a rifle.
The pictures from Predator just boosted this, and about the time I finished the third page, you were wearing camo clothing, warpaint and a wicked ******* grin on your face.
And then you went all moral *****, and just destroyed everything.
**** you, you really had me going there.
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09-26-2011, 01:14 PM
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Geeez - ...And if you have a soft heart for these fuzzzy varmits, I DARE you to watch this PETA-friendly video 
http://dogbegone.com/video/web_max.wmv
http://dogbegone.com/video/web_max.wmv
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09-27-2011, 08:07 AM
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Well I'm glad that some of you are happy to share this experience with me. 
I was telling one of the guys at the shop last night about how its going and I had him holding his heart laughing.
One of the guys told me he would bring me a have a heart trap and I said I would feel bad splitting up the family and they really got a kick out of that. lol
As I type this I can hear the bitches outside the window starting with their ****. I already poked my head outside and asked them if they really wanted to start this morning off like we did yesterday.
Maybe I'll post more pics, but I cant say for certain. I'd love to take a video but I feel like there's no way I'd be able to do both (video and kill). We'll see.
I was telling one of the guys at the shop last night about how its going and I had him holding his heart laughing.
One of the guys told me he would bring me a have a heart trap and I said I would feel bad splitting up the family and they really got a kick out of that. lol
As I type this I can hear the bitches outside the window starting with their ****. I already poked my head outside and asked them if they really wanted to start this morning off like we did yesterday.
Maybe I'll post more pics, but I cant say for certain. I'd love to take a video but I feel like there's no way I'd be able to do both (video and kill). We'll see.
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09-27-2011, 08:29 AM
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Ahh, there we go.
In my opinion, it's like partying and some guy starts ******* with you.
When you warn him, and tell him that there will be consequences if he continues, and he still does - then it's his problem.
Hence, when you've had this dialogue with the chipmunks, then you're all clear to go ballistic, and kill on sight. After all, they HAVE been warned, and the experiences during the last days should give them a hint to what is going to happen.
Even environmental nutcases have to understand the logic in this.
Feel free to throw in a picture of yourself, armed to the teeth in combat clothing.
(It is not for sexual pleasure, but for stimulation of my already heavy war-inspired picture of you on the hunt)
In my opinion, it's like partying and some guy starts ******* with you.
When you warn him, and tell him that there will be consequences if he continues, and he still does - then it's his problem.
Hence, when you've had this dialogue with the chipmunks, then you're all clear to go ballistic, and kill on sight. After all, they HAVE been warned, and the experiences during the last days should give them a hint to what is going to happen.
Even environmental nutcases have to understand the logic in this.
Feel free to throw in a picture of yourself, armed to the teeth in combat clothing.
(It is not for sexual pleasure, but for stimulation of my already heavy war-inspired picture of you on the hunt)
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09-27-2011, 09:51 AM
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PETA Vanguard and Augustus club member here.
Frankly I love the ever living hell out of chipmunks. I do understand your position though Vash, that they're causing a material and quality of life detriment.
I'll recommend a trap as an alternative. It might be much faster and you can dump the chipmunks a few miles away.
http://www.professionalequipment.com...gs&cid=PESEFGL
Frankly I love the ever living hell out of chipmunks. I do understand your position though Vash, that they're causing a material and quality of life detriment.
I'll recommend a trap as an alternative. It might be much faster and you can dump the chipmunks a few miles away.
http://www.professionalequipment.com...gs&cid=PESEFGL
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09-27-2011, 10:11 AM
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I'll recommend a trap as an alternative. It might be much faster and you can dump the chipmunks a few miles away.
http://www.professionalequipment.com...gs&cid=PESEFGL
http://www.professionalequipment.com...gs&cid=PESEFGL
Also, have you considered leaving a body out for the others to see? We did the same thing with a opossum corpse and the rest of them fucked off real quick.
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09-27-2011, 10:11 AM
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Ahh, there we go.
In my opinion, it's like partying and some guy starts ******* with you.
When you warn him, and tell him that there will be consequences if he continues, and he still does - then it's his problem.
Hence, when you've had this dialogue with the chipmunks, then you're all clear to go ballistic, and kill on sight. After all, they HAVE been warned, and the experiences during the last days should give them a hint to what is going to happen.
Even environmental nutcases have to understand the logic in this.
Feel free to throw in a picture of yourself, armed to the teeth in combat clothing.
(It is not for sexual pleasure, but for stimulation of my already heavy war-inspired picture of you on the hunt)
In my opinion, it's like partying and some guy starts ******* with you.
When you warn him, and tell him that there will be consequences if he continues, and he still does - then it's his problem.
Hence, when you've had this dialogue with the chipmunks, then you're all clear to go ballistic, and kill on sight. After all, they HAVE been warned, and the experiences during the last days should give them a hint to what is going to happen.
Even environmental nutcases have to understand the logic in this.
Feel free to throw in a picture of yourself, armed to the teeth in combat clothing.
(It is not for sexual pleasure, but for stimulation of my already heavy war-inspired picture of you on the hunt)
Well I'm usually not wearing anything too exciting. I can usually be caught out in the woods in shorts, a tshirt and slippers. Sorry to ruin the fun.
PETA Vanguard and Augustus club member here.
Frankly I love the ever living hell out of chipmunks. I do understand your position though Vash, that they're causing a material and quality of life detriment.
I'll recommend a trap as an alternative. It might be much faster and you can dump the chipmunks a few miles away.
http://www.professionalequipment.com...gs&cid=PESEFGL
Frankly I love the ever living hell out of chipmunks. I do understand your position though Vash, that they're causing a material and quality of life detriment.
I'll recommend a trap as an alternative. It might be much faster and you can dump the chipmunks a few miles away.
http://www.professionalequipment.com...gs&cid=PESEFGL
Number 7 is out for the ******* count!! I seen one at the base of the wooded area so I loaded up the rifle but when I took the screen out of the window he took off. I was like "************" when then I saw one half sticking out from the rear tire on the miata. "Ohh, now your gonna **** around with the miata too?" I really didnt want to take a chance hitting the car or tire, but I shot anyways.
This picture is taken from sitting in my desk chair, turned around looking out the window. Same vantage point I've been shooting from since the get go.
Needless to say because it was the rifle it was a one hitter quitter on this bitch. I picked him up and carried him down the driveway toward the snake pit. I almost felt as if the endless peeping was gone because they were watching me carry their dead brother away, in shock that I've taken another one away from them.
On a serious note, I need to say that I DO NOT enjoy killing them. I'm doing it because my only alternative is to move out. After telling the landlord about the $9800 damage they've caused under the house, he wasn't too thrilled either. Once they are gone I can live peacefully ever after, but until then, I'm going to be as savage as I need to be.
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09-27-2011, 10:14 AM
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DAMN!!!111!!! $10K???
That's messed up. I woulda gone on a rampage by now.
Good shooting with that rifle. The one shot kill is a lot more humane way to do it. I've learned in life that the true environmentalist and one that has respect for animals is always the best shot.
That's messed up. I woulda gone on a rampage by now.
Good shooting with that rifle. The one shot kill is a lot more humane way to do it. I've learned in life that the true environmentalist and one that has respect for animals is always the best shot.
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09-27-2011, 10:29 AM
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DAMN!!!111!!! $10K???
That's messed up. I woulda gone on a rampage by now.
Good shooting with that rifle. The one shot kill is a lot more humane way to do it. I've learned in life that the true environmentalist and one that has respect for animals is always the best shot.
That's messed up. I woulda gone on a rampage by now.
Good shooting with that rifle. The one shot kill is a lot more humane way to do it. I've learned in life that the true environmentalist and one that has respect for animals is always the best shot.
I love animals. Not so much little furry ones, but I've had multitude of reptiles and saltwater fish over the years that it was borderline crazy. When I was working at petco out of highschool I was the manager of the fish/reptile department, but I also worked with the small animals and birds on a regular basis. I took better care of those animals then the people that were buying them and taking them home probably did.
Although this is unfortunate for all parties involved, I feel that I need to put certain feelings aside for the moment and do what needs to be done.
If I had to guess. We're talking 2-3 dozen. Now that I see babies out and about possibly more. 7 is just scratching the surface bro. I'm fucked. lol
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09-27-2011, 11:25 AM
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YES! Just do it already!
Pretty flimsy excuse there to hide your blood lust there, Killer. A stinky corpse under the house *might* be a more valid concern.
Academic Advice:
University of Georgia in Cooperation with the US Dept of Agriculture
http://www.aces.edu/forestry/awdm/ma...controluga.pdf
Cliffs:
University of Georgia in Cooperation with the US Dept of Agriculture
http://www.aces.edu/forestry/awdm/ma...controluga.pdf
Cliffs:
- Trapping is the easiest.
- Shooting can be effective.
- Poisoning is the most effective.
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09-27-2011, 11:59 AM
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I can just picture that. Maybe we can work something out.
YES! Just do it already!
Pretty flimsy excuse there to hide your blood lust there, Killer. A stinky corpse under the house *might* be a more valid concern.
Academic Advice:
University of Georgia in Cooperation with the US Dept of Agriculture
http://www.aces.edu/forestry/awdm/ma...controluga.pdf
Cliffs:
Pretty flimsy excuse there to hide your blood lust there, Killer. A stinky corpse under the house *might* be a more valid concern.
Academic Advice:
University of Georgia in Cooperation with the US Dept of Agriculture
http://www.aces.edu/forestry/awdm/ma...controluga.pdf
Cliffs:
- Trapping is the easiest.
- Shooting can be effective.
- Poisoning is the most effective.
The chipmunks actually prefer to sit atop the black boxes and eat their nuts. They literally mock me and leave heaps of chewed up nuts on top of the $500 boxes. See what I mean!?
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09-28-2011, 11:38 AM
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im kinda dealing with the same problem now except they are going after my cars
Yesterday I washed the windows on the rs then the car wouldn't run right. Though it was bad plugs/wires.. got up this morning to take a look and ffound a chipmunk chewing on my wiring harness. Tried to take the 240 to work and it wont start(great thoes bastards got to this one too) and my GFs car has been acting up a bit lately and I always see them runnning out from under the car.. not to long ago they tore the acc belt off my moms focus...
Im going to kill every single one of them...
Yesterday I washed the windows on the rs then the car wouldn't run right. Though it was bad plugs/wires.. got up this morning to take a look and ffound a chipmunk chewing on my wiring harness. Tried to take the 240 to work and it wont start(great thoes bastards got to this one too) and my GFs car has been acting up a bit lately and I always see them runnning out from under the car.. not to long ago they tore the acc belt off my moms focus...
Im going to kill every single one of them...
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