LOLCODE just made my day
 

Just found "lolcode" online and it's the most entertaining thing I've seen in online ages. lolcode.com

Programming language inspired by lolcat grammar, syntax, and spelling.


Hello World:

Simple program which opens a file:

Yeah, I remember seeing this a little while back- Laughed my ass off reading through their documentation and examples. Even the rev history was a riot. Never could get any of the compilers to work right on my machine though...

GeekLink: http://lolcode.com/

we wrote some stuff in lolcode last year for the lols

did you ever take the funds from that and pay machismo for the hood he fixed for you?

I can answer that one for you. NOPE! teh Jeff_man fails. :fawk:

How much does he owe you?

Incoming ban?

Incoming epic...

For the record.....he owes me $50 American dollars. Not an amount that is life changing for sure. But, the hood was given to him for free off a wrecked car. It was a "fake" carbon fiber FG hood with the latch completely torn from it. I replaced the latch and fixed all damage except for some minor scratches in the clear coat. Spent $20 dollars of my own money, and two trips of 30 miles plus transporting the damn thing for him and around 12 hours of my time. Then he proceeds to sell it in on Craig's list without a "kiss my ass" or anything. We had agreed on $50 over the phone before pick up.

And then he wonders why I won't install his extractor vents in an aluminum hood, or help him move his shit to his "new" place of residence.

Another side note, I have fixed his exhaust in freezing wet weather and welder - Installed his roll bar - helped with Wags trying to get his POS header to fit, that obviously wasn't meant for the car - and a few other piddly jobs with the use of my garage and tools. Not a penny from this yahoo. (Oh, I'm sorry - got $10 bucks for gas money for the welding job. Big spender....)

The guy is a tool and will be driven to the grass the next time he wants show up and play with us at the track. :giggle:

I will poke him with an homeless tranny AIDS!!! syringe for you.

Its pretty fucked up how he ripped a friend off for such a little amount. I kind of wish I had let my sister punch him in the face that time at MSR.

She won't be so hesistant next time, I'm sure. :giggle:

I can understand not paying all at once if he had something come up. Just comunicate, and tell a friend i m sorry, but i will make it up to you some how. Mabe a burger everynow or then. Or help paint your kitchen. or carport. Or just straight up say hey, You helped me 12 hrs, call me whenever you need help on your car. I can't come up with cash right now.

My cousin owe's me $40 and has never mentioned paying it back. I haven't said anything to him. If my truck is broke down, I know he will be there to help me. Or atleast loan me up to $3000 to fix it.
sometimes I get his burgers, sometime he gets mine. But we comunicate.

Communication has not been the issue....Talked with him before the fix, during the fix, and after.
I know about trade and barter....that's how this country was founded.
Hell, even Hustler made good with dinner for myself and my daughter for just basically making an appearance and working a dremmel for 2 minutes. That was above and beyond and I am very thankful....for it was not warranted.
Bottom line is "It's not the good business you keep, but the bad business you get rid of, that makes you money."
I'm not in business for this, I do it because I enjoy it, and am somewhat good at fabrication.
But to be taken advantage of will not be tolerated.
He just had Gary install a supercharger system on his NB with monies he got from a lawsuit. He's not short of cash, just short of reality is all. :giggle:

he told me he wanted 40, i told him i would give him 50. was planing to give him 1/2 of what i sold it for but i yet to ready try to. forgot when i last saw him and haven seen him in over a month. if chris called me like yo man i need that 50 now, i have a problem he knows i would drive the hour out to his house and drop it off.

as for the mid pipe i tried to pay you. you said don't worry so i didn't.

if you have a problem you can call my ass up and say something.

Fight fight fight fight!

fuck man, pay him ASAP, dont wait for him to call begging with excuses why he needs HIS OWN CASH MONEY that you owe him.

you jackass!

I wasn't pointing fingers at you.

But this sounds like it is getting heated. I'm going to step back and read. :giggle:

yeah. If there's one person on earth that I don't want to piss off, its Machismo. We're cool and all, but if I could see anyone here cutting someone's face off and wearing it as a mask, its him.

No worries Todd.... :)

Jeff - as for me having to ALL the work :fawk:
Get off YOUR ass and make some sort effort on your end.

Yep, told you 40 and YOU offered 50.... but nothing in hand is still nothing in hand. $50 is still very cheap in the Automobile repair and paint business.

I don't give a Fuck what your intentions where; they are only so good if you follow through with them. You think for one second that I need to call and keep asking for my money? NOPE - I just blow you off and chalk it up as loss.

And on a side note - I would rather not deal with you and only read text posted on here by you; than to have to listen you stutter your ramblings about shit that you can't justify without other people's help.
Use that 50 and go buy some meds and dose of Shut the Fuck up!

[QUOTE=jeff_man;343164]was planing to give him 1/2 of what i sold it for but i yet to ready try to.QUOTE]

That's funny. Gary called the day you posted the add and asked if you had paid me.

oh shit

:bowrofl: