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jacob300zx Jan 15, 2011 09:28 PM

m.net track section lol
 
http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=405729

Hello, I would like to track my brand new NC what do I need to get on the track. I really don't want to cut up my interior, this is my daily. I've never done an hpde, I think I'll just buy a Z06. I don't need any advice about tracking cars, I've driven on the autobahn. I will now proceed to tell you I'm 65 and can make my own choices while acting like an 11 year old. :laugh: :noob:

Vashthestampede Jan 15, 2011 11:32 PM

That post was my first one on there in who knows how long.

I remember his name from years back. Lots of those guys that only hang out there are like him. They always try to be dickheads without saying things like "fuck you" or "suck a dick". I don't trust another man that cant say fuck and shit.

Doppelgänger Jan 16, 2011 03:05 AM

That guy is a complete douchecocksucker. He's been on here, though I think he is banned. He had a MSM and hands out on mazda-speed.com all the time...even the mods/admin on there think he is a complete jackass. Fuck with him as you may. He got all pissy on here because used the n*word in a joking way. The best part is he claims to be something in military intelligence or terrorist intelligence..... that'll make you feel safe at night lol

Fucking idiot.

pusha Jan 16, 2011 08:34 AM

He should buy an ACR. Easier to drive fast than a Z06.

hustler Jan 16, 2011 11:14 AM

I love the "instructor friends" who lap slower than SM.

curly Jan 16, 2011 11:15 AM

If our race prep section is ever that gay and off topic, you can be sure I won't be a mod.

Did power retractable hard top really need to be made an acronym?

Braineack Jan 16, 2011 11:24 AM

Stop linking to m.net...

hustler Jan 16, 2011 11:29 AM

bullshit, this is a good read.

jacob300zx Jan 16, 2011 11:39 AM

The second page has been cleaned up, damnit. It was getting good with my link to the trackhq track day comedy, and a couple other links the others posted to Z06's sliding off the track. Myjizdonor, was getting pissed and trying to go off...epic.

Torkel Jan 17, 2011 09:45 AM

Before you have been on track or had a ride along with a good driver, you just can't comprehend how fast you actually can drive an old Miata / 325i / Celica / MR2 / insert cheap old car name here. What he needs more then anything is a ride along with a good driver in a cheap car - it would perhaps make him understand that his comments about "having driven on the autobahn" is a joke.

It is a bit like when people ask me if my Miata-cup car has "sport suspension and stuff?". Where do you start to explain?

hustler Jan 17, 2011 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by Torkel (Post 679694)
Before you have been on track or had a ride along with a good driver, you just can't comprehend how fast you actually can drive an old Miata / 325i / Celica / MR2 / insert cheap old car name here. What he needs more then anything is a ride along with a good driver in a cheap car - it would perhaps make him understand that his comments about "having driven on the autobahn" is a joke.

It is a bit like when people ask me if my Miata-cup car has "sport suspension and stuff?". Where do you start to explain?

That guy is beyond hope/help/sanity. He's a huge troll that thinks he's an expert in anything he discusses when he knows absolutely nothing about anything. He also thinks he's everyone's Dad.

Doppelgänger Jan 17, 2011 10:24 AM

Yeah, if you really want to laugh at his BS..go onto mazda-speed and read up. With his logic of driving on the autobahn making him a better driver, then driving in Atlanta traffic must make me a professional door-to-door track star!

Miataman28 Jan 17, 2011 11:09 AM

What a douche!

Reverant Jan 17, 2011 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 679696)
He's a huge troll that thinks he's an expert in anything he discusses when he knows absolutely nothing about anything.

A journalist, obviously.

Doppelgänger Jan 17, 2011 12:56 PM

I bet he works for Fox News too...perfect persona for it.

Faeflora Jan 17, 2011 01:40 PM

I like how he said

I want to track my car

and then

I can't afford to wreck a Z06 or a 2010 MX-5

and then

I will drive my more expensive car on the track



I like people who pursue high stake risks :)

GeneSplicer Jan 17, 2011 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 679762)
I bet he works for Fox News too...perfect persona for it.

Hater!! Honestly, admit you love Glenn Beck and be free... You must be one of 'em CNN guys.... :loser:

mgeoffriau Jan 17, 2011 01:54 PM

I want to post a thread requesting advice on which motor oil to use for my planned Oldsmobile Quad 4 swap. And then when people start asking about the point of the swap, I will yell:

"I HAVE A GOOD FRIEND WHO IS AN EXPERT AT QUAD 4 SWAPS, AND I WILL BE FOLLOWING HIS ADVICE TO A T. ALL I AM ASKING FOR IS ADVICE ON WHICH MOTOR OIL TO USE. THIS QUAD 4 SWAP IS JUST A TEMPORARY SOLUTION UNTIL I BUY A JDM 3-ROTOR WANKEL TO SWAP IN. I HAVE SWAPPED TONS OF MOTORS, IN BLENDERS, LAWN MOWERS, ALL KINDS OF THINGS, SO I'M PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

Doppelgänger Jan 17, 2011 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by GeneSplicer (Post 679784)
Hater!! Honestly, admit you love Glenn Beck and be free... You must be one of 'em CNN guys.... :loser:

If I win the lottery, I'd pay to punch him in the face.

The only important "news" I read is what others deem worthy of posting in the various "off topic" sections of the forums I read. Now that's fair and balanced news.

NA6C-Guy Jan 17, 2011 03:31 PM

Just another reason I don't post there anymore.


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