Matrix style Deja Vu
 

Anyone who has seen "The Matrix" should remember what happens when Neo saw that black cat shake it's head, and then he saw it do the same thing again. This is called Deja Vu and in the matrix, if you see that it means something bad is gonna happen.
So I go to blockbuster tonight to rent 2 movies, the chubby girl with brown hair at the counter has a nametag that reads, "Brittney". I go down a block to Staples to buy some printer paper, the girl at that register who is also chubby with brown straight hair and skanky looking also wears a nametag that reads, "Brittney". So I'm like, "Here we go".
To understand me when I've been confined to a snow covered landscape all day with nothing more than a grinder with a cut off wheel in one hand and a can of Miller High Life in the other, I have an attitude when unleashed to the public similar to this guy:
YouTube - My New Haircut
Aside from that, I walk out of Staples and retreat back to my truck to stash the paper, then walk down to Giant to buy some food for tonight's dinner. I see this truck pull in directly in front of my truck. It was a quadcab dodge ram with about a 5" suspension lift, which is cool, except this truck was riding on stock tires and it had GAY FAKE NON FUNCTIONAL HOOD SCOOPS. I'm thinking, "why would you...?" So I go in to Giant and buy my stuff and come out, and I see the chub scout meathead getting in his truck. I say, "how much is that lifted?" he's like, "I think it's 5 inches". "Nice" says me, "what size tires are those?" The guy replies, "uh, they're 20's" I'm like, what a smacked ass! So I go to my truck and hop in. My truck is a 2000 Silverado single cab 4x4. I bought a single 3" inlet dual 2 1/2" outlet muffler, and I bent and welded everything myself. He starts his truck and I can't even hear it, stock exhaust, this ads to the gayness. I start mine and it's like starting a top fuel dragster in a parking lot full of Hyundai Accents.
So this leads me to ponder, the way the world is going...why do people find it necessary to upgrade their vehicles with useless shit instead of performance applications? This is the kind of stuff that seperates MiataTurbo.net from other Forums...

WTF did I just read...black cats in the Matrix...two chicks named Brittney, fag in a lifted ricer truck...wondering why there's such a thing as rice.

Seems like a logical progression of a story now that I re-think it.

I'm laughing so hard right now... :bowrofl:


You've got a good point man. Thing is, the shits everywhere.

http://www.autosportz.com/exhaust/bomz_n1spec.jpg
http://pic40.picturetrail.com/VOL273.../232973278.jpg
http://www.myturbodiesel.com/images/interfooler.jpg
http://i35.tinypic.com/2ronj3c.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3303/...b4654958b1.jpg
http://upload.ecvv.com/upload/Produc...Auto_Parts.jpg
http://www.mike.vcn.com/tmp/ricer_civic_2.jpg


I pulled half those pictures off a scion message board, I might add....

A new trend somewhat local to me is "the latino jeep club". This is where a bunch of puerto ricans drive around in jeeps with big rims and rubber band tires, stick on every kind of fake scoop there is. The point is, why would you lower a 4 wheel drive jeep? Better yet, why would you be in a jeep club with tires smaller than 33"?

I'm goign to carry a can of 3M adhesive remover (safe on auto paint) and start spraying it around those God damn stickon ------ vents so they fly off at some point in the future. Though I hear dumping a bit of vegtable oil wors even faster and is safe to use on paint.

lol I just started a cardomain.com account... suprising how many fucks there are... theres this chick that has a sunfire that looks better than most fucking ricer's and she admits its just about looks!
my site:
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3830003

This this doucher out that was on another douche's friends list with a hole bunch of other douche holes that have the same douche fucks that comment on the same shitty ass pieces of garbage and just cant figure out why they still cant win a race against my mountaineer.

the number 1 doucher in my sign book, that leads to the long list of douchers, but I was nice to him:

og_tripple_og
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3807653

its watching national geographic: the ricer clan


NINJA EDIT: I just gave it time my reading his profile, he claims he goes 0-60 in 5.4 seconds, and 1/4 mile in 14. HA!

Your post had no fluency, either way its 2010. Remember the 90's? I loved my neon green windbreaker. Who knows what this decade will bring.

You mean like this garbage?

http://www.adventureaccessories.com/...rrow.ports.jpg
http://www.adventureaccessories.com/...tco-999004.jpg
http://www.clublexus.com/forums/atta...ccents-lol.jpg

What are you talking about, each one of those vents add 5hp. You can also get exhaust bearings that add 20hp.

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/atta...r-3-2-5-gt.jpg

I hate this style muffler. People put them on everything, trucks, vans, etc.. They belong on sport bikes! My friends suggest I slap slices of bologna on cars I don't like but I'm not a dick.

hey now... I rock something similar to that... but mine cost 250 bucks for just the muffler alone, and its fully welded... unlike this POS... oh and its got a true 2.5" inlet, not that adapted 1.25" bullshit.

dont matter much to me, mine isnt loud as shit, and its getting replaced with Borla exhaust pretty soon.

Fart cannons are only better when they exit at a 45 degree angle. Real race car style bitches. I miss the early 00's when more of this shit was around after the Fast and the Furious religion formed. "FUCKIN' RICERS!"

lolz does a 26 degree angle count? Thats all I can cut to fit nice. :p

LOL!!
YouTube - My New Honda - My New Haircut Spoof

"I'm gonna rev till my fuckin' engine falls out!" :bowrofl: That always gets me.

lmao at the rev limiter!

JDMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! VTECCCCCCCCCCCC!!! NOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssSSssS! PWRSH!FTTTTtTT!1!1!!!

lolz found this on cardomain... just thought I had to share...

The question is, type the very first thing that comes to your mind when seeing this :laugh:
http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_i...0066_large.jpg

Yeah that video is funny.
But I saw a guy in a new Toyota Corolla the other day and his cannon was almost parallel to the rear bumper. The gnarliest JDM bend ever attempted!

A rice stack? lolz!


check this fool out, its my last one for tonight, I got to load planes in the morning... need beauty sleep.

http://blog.cardomain.com/2010/02/03...ut-gone-wrong/

Just made my contribution to Urban Dictionary. Key word: JDM bend. I honor my views on public service and awareness. :giggle:

http://image.hondatuningmagazine.com...ffler_view.jpg

For the record I would still drive the hell out of this car.

That video just makes me wonder why car manufactures didn't put out of gear rev limiters on cars sooner? A lot of cars come from the factory with no ability to rev the engine above like 3k to 4k rpm out of a gear or with the clutch depressed.. Wish more would do that.

Everytime I hear some ------ revving their rubber band piece of shit up I seriously hope and pray the motor comes apart in an explosion of glory. Sadly I never get my wish. :(

I miss the mid to late 1990s, you know, before that fast and faggish garbage came to the streets.

Speaking of the coffee can exhausts... I've always wanted to unload an entire can of this shit inside one of those mufflers...
http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/large_im.../208063747.jpg

turotufas is right; Those style mufflers belong two places..

1. The Junk yard.
2. Crotch Rockets.


A group of us were meeting up at QuikTrip to go for a drive on a friday night when this douche stick that I've seen before comes into the parking lot in his pile of garbage ford zx2.. Naturally, he has a fart can and feels the need to rev his automatic piece of shit as he drives across the parking lot. Someone started yelling shit across the parking lot at him that his shit was obviously fast, and he's too much for any of us but Naturally he continued to rev his rubber band until he left.

Anyway we ended up cruising out to the east of town and stopped in a Lowes parking lot to meet up with a few more people, low and behold guess who followed! This time he starts talking shit to one of the miata owners in our group how his Escort would beat any car we had to throw at him. Normally I'm a pretty passive person about this kind of shit but I'd had enough. Without hesitation I Challenged him to run the quickest car in the group for $5000.00, right here, right now. Would you believe he kept talking trash like his shit was fast? Did he accept the race? No. What ever happened to Put up, or Shut up?

People like that really need to die in a fire laden crash, trapped by his APC racing seats, harnesses, and fake roll cage.