My theory, suicide. Too much pressure from the upcoming tour. Knows he doesn't have "it" anymore, but not willing to face his future as the has been he really is.

Instead of squandering his fortune he should have spent that money dealing with his deep seeded daddy issues.

"RIP...easy as 1 2 3" :naughty:

I'm going to see a Michael Jackson cover band tonight.

He paid off at least two kids he diddled. One for over 20 mill. That ain't someone just wanting to move on and have allegations go away. That's a guilty motherfucker. And two on the jury who didn't convict him said they were wrong right after the trial.

He's worm food now. Good riddance. Too bad the worms will be spitting out his plastic face. At least they'll get a good buzz from Ed McMahon's liver and some nice poon from Farrah.

Frank

"Michael Jacksons family have confirmed that he will not be buried or cremated due to his last wishes, he is to be melted down and formed into childrens plastic party cups so-as he can have one last rim-job as his final wish".


:inout:

Now where have I heard that quote before?? :crx:

I just wanted to come on out and say it. It's time to admit: I'm a fan of nice poon. If I can get it while still alive, all the better.

+1 for poon.

"Michael Jacksons' family have always stood behind the star through all the allegations of child abuse......mainly because they were to afraid to have him standing behind them at that time".

If I have to listen to beat it one more time I'm going to kill myself

For the last day I could not get these songs out of my mind , "beat it, billie jean" Because of the media, but now all I hear is Billie Mays. I got to buy some oxyclean to keep my sanity, who's the next three? Maybe,MJ's friend Elizabeth Taylor, James Taylor, Homer Simpson? who else can we live without?:vash:

ADD moment! - I learned today that 1 homer = 220 liters. I had no idea it was a unit of measure.

Please continue.