From the mouthes of babes...
So I'm sitting in the living room, looking pensively out the window. My niece asks "what are you looking at?"
"The sky," I respond, "it's very gray." She looks out, and responds "Just like your hair." Dammit... |
That's ok, we still luv ya, gramps!:giggle:
You got all your ducks in a row yet? |
lol thats pretty funny joe
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I sigh a little ever time I get a haircut. My hair doesn't look that grey to me, except when it falls onto a black smock. Better than going bald though, I know several friends my age and younger who already have receding hairlines.
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ive had to shave my head since i was 21. Started going bald at 19. Sucks some major dick let me tell you.
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Originally Posted by kotomile
(Post 324071)
I sigh a little ever time I get a haircut. My hair doesn't look that grey to me, except when it falls onto a black smock. Better than going bald though, I know several friends my age and younger who already have receding hairlines.
I'm well over half bald myself, even though when I don't shave my head it almost doesn't look like I've lost that much. Its not like I have a horse-shoe of hair with a bald center.. Its sparatic so my hair isn't nearly thick as it was when I was like... 20. haha. I'm 25, btw. :eek5: Somehow I accepted it quite some time ago and just shave my head instead of crying and getting my undies in a bunch over it. |
23 here, and 30% gray......nowhere near bald, but having really dark hair doesnt help hide the crapload of gray hair coming in.
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Not so much related to age, but my 4 year old told me the other day, he was mad that I got another miata because "they are always getting fixed" so why didn't I get something different. :sadwavey: Kids have a way of just telling it to you straight.
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23 with a full head of dark brown hair, not a single gray with no recession:-D
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Funny kid stuff? Recently, my buddy's 6-year-old daughter walked into the room with her right hand in her pants - rustling it around - and she said, "it tickles when my finger goes in my bottom." Her mother shouted, "Nicole! Do NOT do that! Go Purell your hands this minute." As soon as her mother finished her sentence, little Nicole put her hand in her mouth.
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Originally Posted by chucker
(Post 324269)
Funny kid stuff? Recently, my buddy's 6-year-old daughter walked into the room with her right hand in her pants - rustling it around - and she said, "it tickles when my finger goes in my bottom." Her mother shouted, "Nicole! Do NOT do that! Go Purell your hands this minute." As soon as her mother finished her sentence, little Nicole put her hand in her mouth.
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Originally Posted by chucker
(Post 324269)
Funny kid stuff? Recently, my buddy's 6-year-old daughter walked into the room with her right hand in her pants - rustling it around - and she said, "it tickles when my finger goes in my bottom." Her mother shouted, "Nicole! Do NOT do that! Go Purell your hands this minute." As soon as her mother finished her sentence, little Nicole put her hand in her mouth.
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Originally Posted by chucker
(Post 324269)
Funny kid stuff? Recently, my buddy's 6-year-old daughter walked into the room with her right hand in her pants - rustling it around - and she said, "it tickles when my finger goes in my bottom." Her mother shouted, "Nicole! Do NOT do that! Go Purell your hands this minute." As soon as her mother finished her sentence, little Nicole put her hand in her mouth.
http://www.askthedrunk.com/boileralu...anettiere5.jpg The first pic may or may not have been mirrored... |
Lotsa grey here, but tons of hair. I always get a kick out of it when I go in for a haircut and I'm sitting next to the folically challenged and the stylist asks me if I want her to thin the top. I usually get a stare from the neighboring chair when I say "sure". 41 with a head full 'o hair.
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I'll be 37 in 2 weeks and I can count the grays I've had on one hand. I attribute it to no wife and no kids.
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I'm 20 now and have a major receding hairline and it is pretty sparse on the top. First started losing hair when I was 16/17. It really sucked when the stylist said "Oh, I thought you were much older" last time I got a haircut.
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Originally Posted by paul
(Post 324334)
I'll be 37 in 2 weeks and I can count the grays I've had on one hand. I attribute it to no wife and no kids.
I shave my junk though. |
38, thinning, but it stopped. I'd shave my head but I am pretty hairy; I would make a great Mr. Unclean.
Lots 'O gray, but I seem to get a lot more hotties look my way these days, probably more because I don't get all wound up about it. |
Originally Posted by boileralum
(Post 324327)
http://www.askthedrunk.com/boileralu...anettiere2.jpg
http://www.askthedrunk.com/boileralu...anettiere5.jpg The first pic may or may not have been mirrored... |
Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 324431)
wow she's a dirty girl....too bad thats not real
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im 22 and i have super thick hair, but neither of my parents do. its weird
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Originally Posted by jayc72
(Post 324487)
What's not real? Her hand down her pants? Or her about to lick her hand?
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Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 324515)
the two pictures are obviously not taken within moments of each other. unless she's utterly stupid, noone digs in their asshole and then licks the hand...or am i missing something
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Look closer at the bottom of my post ;)
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What sexier is if she licked her hand and THEN put it down her pants. Either way...
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1st pic is left hand, 2nd is right hand.
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There have been studies that show baldness to be from excessive "Testosterone". I am going bald, and Hustler has a full pad.
Figure that one out. ;) |
Isn't that the Cheerleader Chick off of "Hero's". I wanted to bang her sooooo bad. Now she is nasty.
I don't like Doo doo. Or was she fixing her thong. That thong da dong dong DONG. Let me hear a Booty Call............... |
I just had hair down to the middle of my back and hacked it all down to 4"... don't miss it one bit..... i should make paint brushes from the hair i cut off my head.... shits thick :(
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Originally Posted by jayc72
(Post 324540)
What sexier is if she licked her hand and THEN put it down her pants. Either way...
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Originally Posted by Machismo
(Post 324602)
There have been studies that show baldness to be from excessive "Testosterone". I am going bald, and Hustler has a full pad.
Figure that one out. ;) |
Originally Posted by paul
(Post 324576)
1st pic is left hand, 2nd is right hand.
I didn't notice the watermark on the first image (which is reversed) until I docked my laptop and looked at it with my ultrasharp monitor. Sad. heh |
Originally Posted by lordrigamus
(Post 324413)
I'll be 38 in 2 months, not a bit of gray. I also attribute it to no wife and no kids!:giggle:
Biology seems to play a role here. An old friend of mine (who had hair down to his ass when we were in high school and were into the heavy metal scene) is now bald as a cue ball. Of course, he's also pushing 300 lbs and has let himself go to hell in most regards. On the plus side, the men in the Perez family tend to die with a full head of hair. On the minus side, they tend to do so at about 55-60 years old. Pretty much every male member of my father's family has high blood pressure, diabetes, multiple heart attacks, etc... My biggest problem is too much damn hair. I have to aggressively combat a unibrow tendency, I have arm, leg and chest hair that rivals a wookie, it's starting to come in on the shoulders, and of late I now have stray hairs protruding out of my nose. I'm only 31 years old, for crying out loud! I shave my junk though. |
Originally Posted by paul
(Post 324576)
1st pic is left hand, 2nd is right hand.
Originally Posted by boileralum
(Post 324327)
http://www.askthedrunk.com/boileralu...anettiere2.jpg
http://www.askthedrunk.com/boileralu...anettiere5.jpg |
look closely at the watermark in the first pic. the image is mirrored to make it appear to be her right hand.
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