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01-15-2009, 10:03 AM
#5
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What a ****** WEIRDO. Is that person serious? I'd rather go to prison, cause at least they wouldn't charge me rent there. Holy ****! I'd like to move in there...everyone that visits me and signs the log book will look like they just left a Marilyn Manson concert, and we'll smoke weed and play with our Ouija board in the excersize yard.
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01-15-2009, 10:11 AM
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I actually had to google "lascivious".
I could actually put up with 90% of that **** pretty easily, but the last 10 percent like random searches, 5:30am wake ups, automatic lights, visitation privileges. That **** is a little bit fucked up. Besides half that **** is illegal. Prison rule yard guidelines are funny.
From what I gather based on the rules, this is a basement in a house that doesnt even have a separate entrance.
WTF are evangelical christians?
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I could actually put up with 90% of that **** pretty easily, but the last 10 percent like random searches, 5:30am wake ups, automatic lights, visitation privileges. That **** is a little bit fucked up. Besides half that **** is illegal. Prison rule yard guidelines are funny.
From what I gather based on the rules, this is a basement in a house that doesnt even have a separate entrance.
WTF are evangelical christians?
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01-15-2009, 10:53 AM
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another great time to profess:
Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.
I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.
Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.
I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.
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01-15-2009, 12:34 PM
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I really hope thats a joke.
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01-15-2009, 08:21 PM
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I bet its no joke. Evangelical christians are what I grew up around. My grandmother raised me, and raised me a proud atheist. She always told me growing up, "Believe whatever you want, but dont believe what people tell you is "right" or "correct". You are old enough to know right from wrong."
So, for those not familiar with these people, watch jesus camp and the 700 club to get an idea of how extreme these people are.
They ALWAYS home school their kids so they cannot learn creationism in the public school system or have any kind of influence other than their parents or their church. They worship George Bush and have turned Christianity into more of a disgusting cult than anything else.
I got beat up and excluded from everything in one particular school district I attended outside Branson, Missouri. Moved from there to seattle, a much better place.
If nothing else, the money these people spend on their churches is sickening. Chances are this family is rich as **** since the man of the house is a pastor and they can afford to be as picky as they want with their rental unit. Also, there are people out there just like them that would love that living situation. If that ad isn't real, its at least realistic.
**** I could go on about these people forever.
So, for those not familiar with these people, watch jesus camp and the 700 club to get an idea of how extreme these people are.
They ALWAYS home school their kids so they cannot learn creationism in the public school system or have any kind of influence other than their parents or their church. They worship George Bush and have turned Christianity into more of a disgusting cult than anything else.
I got beat up and excluded from everything in one particular school district I attended outside Branson, Missouri. Moved from there to seattle, a much better place.
If nothing else, the money these people spend on their churches is sickening. Chances are this family is rich as **** since the man of the house is a pastor and they can afford to be as picky as they want with their rental unit. Also, there are people out there just like them that would love that living situation. If that ad isn't real, its at least realistic.
**** I could go on about these people forever.
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