My cat is cold blooded.
 

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Turns out it was still alive and we had to chase it around the house to catch it after he put it down.

That's fucking awesome. My cat sucks.

Coollldd bloooddded.

My dog caught a hampster in the back yard once. Someone's pet must have gotten loose. Still alive but broken. Quick whack with a shovel finished the job. Dog was dissapointed.

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The best my cats ever do are lizards, not nearly as impressive

My dog came back with the head of a cat once. True story, bro.

My cat almost ate a dog once. Also true story. It was a Pomeranian.

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I'd wanna kill that thing too.

Good Kitty!

At which point you kill the fucking bird and feed it back to your wonderful cold-blooded bastard of a cat.
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How would you even find that out? Freak.

Not sure about where you live, but that's definitely illegal in NY.

Careful of those teeth.

Sweet! My dog eats frogs, and moths.

+1, I hate tiny dogs.

My cat is a killing machine. We live on the edge of a pretty serious canyon. About 6 months ago while I was gone, the city decided to remove the 2 packs of coyotes (about 15 of them) and relocate them further east. The fucking rabbit population exploded and he was bringing in a few a week to the back porch. Now that summer is here, the lizards are in full effect. About twice a week, we find a tail and a little pile of blood somewhere in the house.

Birds and squirrels are a once-a-month thing around here.

My dog caught rabbits a few times. She would always eat the head first for some weird reason. I caught her once just as she was settling down to it, took the rabbit away, cooked it up, then fed it to her. I figure she earned it, but I did not want to run to the Vet with a punctured stomach.