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Doppelgänger 04-06-2010 12:00 AM

God damn ricer. If you were any closer to me, I'd offer to race you and if you lost (which you would) I'd make you sit and spin on that wing.

magnamx-5 04-06-2010 12:10 AM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 551142)
here is the dizzle... that doucher claims he hasn't called me because he "blew a pistion," yet I see the same camino in the employee parking lot behind the warehouse as I was driving away with a gallon of redline oil... is this dude backing out?



And as for you Doucha, I say... Never!

ok this is a wild shot but maybe it happened as he was comming in to work and the car is effectivly stuck there until he can get it towed out.

Pen2_the_penguin 04-06-2010 02:07 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 551161)
God damn ricer. If you were any closer to me, I'd offer to race you and if you lost (which you would) I'd make you sit and spin on that wing.

lol I love you too... and of course I would lose, I get a hard on evrytime I see your cars pic. I do plan on taking it off and removing the inner bracing when I get a new trunk lid... and yes, an ARP wing will be installed... fuckers.

pusha 04-06-2010 02:32 AM

I hope you lose.

Pen2_the_penguin 04-06-2010 03:26 AM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 551202)
I hope you lose.

im sorry if you feel that way, I hope you eventually wash the sand out of your vagina.

Doppelgänger 04-06-2010 07:35 AM

lol

just giving you a hard time

pusha 04-06-2010 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 551195)
I do plan on taking it off and removing the inner bracing when I get a new trunk lid... and yes, an ARP wing will be installed... fuckers.

For what purpose?

chicksdigmiatas 04-06-2010 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 551372)
For what purpose?

The vortices created by the edges of the wing will blow the sand outta your vagina.

Vashthestampede 04-06-2010 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by chicksdigmiatas (Post 551557)
The vortices created by the edges of the wing willblow the sand outta your vagina.

hahaha :bowrofl:

Tell him no backing out, and you want the $20 since he forfeited.

Sparetire 04-06-2010 06:12 PM

Lots of encounters in parking lots, oil, money changing hands, blowing, sitting down and spinning, love, hard-ons, etc.

:inout:

pusha 04-06-2010 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by chicksdigmiatas (Post 551557)
The vortices created by the edges of the wing willblow the sand outta your vagina.

I don't have a vagina. Perhaps the OP does and likes to pretend others are like him. Maybe it came with the wing?

miataspeed2005 04-06-2010 10:43 PM

Your car wins the MT.net shitty award... Off road suspension, automatic, ricer wing, horrible IC, shitty band aids, 6psi, chip rev limiter? LOL beat an sti? Ricer fly by doesnt count

chicksdigmiatas 04-06-2010 11:21 PM


Originally Posted by miataspeed2005 (Post 551680)
Your car wins the MT.net shitty award... Off road suspension, automatic, ricer wing, horrible IC, shitty band aids, 6psi, chip rev limiter? LOL beat an sti? Ricer fly by doesnt count

Well, the first sti's only made 240 wheel. How much more do they weigh again? I would believe he beat a stockish one.

Turbo_4 04-06-2010 11:44 PM


Originally Posted by chicksdigmiatas (Post 551710)
Well, the first sti's only made 240 wheel. How much more do they weigh again? I would believe he beat a stockish one.



Willing to be he beat the driver not the car.

turotufas 04-07-2010 12:22 AM

Don't be hatin!

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7448/lolcim.jpg

thirdgen 04-07-2010 12:37 AM

This thread needs to DIE. Nobody gives a shit about a $20 race between an automatic miata and an el camino. Now if there was a race between a better done miata like Paul's for instance, and if there was like $500 on the line, then everybody would care. Moral of my story, let's stop making this forum remind me of facebook photo comments over weak assed bullshit.

southernmx5 04-07-2010 12:51 AM

This thread needs MOAR DOWNFORCE!!!

dgmorr 04-07-2010 01:49 AM

What sort of power is needed from the Miata to walk the 320hp Mustang GT?

turotufas 04-07-2010 01:54 AM

I'm thinking 220 to the wheels.

pusha 04-07-2010 02:24 AM

Wait, it's really automatic? If fags drove 5-speed Miatas, what does that make Penis Penguin?


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