My letter to God
 

Sorry God. Today I used my new abilities and skill to do something ricer.

I was minding my own business after I left Taco Bell. At the intersection a guy revved his engine after he spotted me. I ignored him. His girl rolled down the passenger window and laughed at me. I thought :nono: and then :naughty:. I put the clutch in then bang bang bang bang bang. Dirt and shit came out of the side skirts on their car I :giggle:. When the light turned green the man took off weaving through traffic and shit. All for nothing by the way, he got another red light. My bad.

p.s. Lately I've noticed people "trying" me more than usual. Give me the strength.

Take care of it pussy, and videotaped it.

When the tune is worthy. I might defy a bitch.

What was he driving? If it was an orange supra with a body kit, you woulda been hosed.

Dear God,

If I was truly created in your image, then I am God.

Thank you.

Nothing makes me feel better than someone revving at me or trying to act cool to impress me, with me knowing that they are wasting their time revving at a 100whp basically stock Miata. :giggle: They speed away with a mean mug, and I just drive away like I never noticed them.

You need to do something about that :giggle:

In time. I guess it is sort of false advertisement having the MT sticker on the rear glass, and a roll bar, which we all know makes everyone think you drive a raw fucking race car!!! RACE CAR!!! :skid::firedevil

I am doing something about mine when i take a little leave...... MWuahaha ha.

My car doesn't attract ANY attention whatsoever. Maybe it's the faded paint on half the car?

Wow. :inout:

did it make so much sense it blew your mind? You continue living in fear; I'll continue creating, inventing, and manipulating.

Seriously you never said what was the other guy driving.

I am so afraid of being a poser/ricer that I won't make any significant appearance mods until I have a significant power increase to back it up. All show and no go is for pussies. It always has been. Spend your first dollar on engine management and a turbo and not on rimzz and stance and led washer squirterz. :)

It was a Jeep SRT-8. That shit would smoke the f out of me. :giggle: Well until I get my radiator!

Yep, those things get out of the hole VERY fast.

the Care Bears taught me two things:
1) god is not real
2) sharing means caring

sharing doesn't mean caring if it means that you'll go into ruins.

So there's God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.

Don't forget Zeus and Hercules.