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flounder 10-11-2012 08:09 PM

My miata is a golfball.
 
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll...ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.' The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

icantthink4155 10-12-2012 08:23 AM

Im the case of mt.net the beers represent Appletinis.

Braineack 10-12-2012 08:25 AM

OHHH!!!!! Appletinis!

NA6C-Guy 10-12-2012 08:40 AM


Originally Posted by flounder (Post 938398)
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll...ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.' The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

I have stolen that to repost. I like that.

18psi 10-12-2012 08:43 AM

ITT: this forum is sand

concealer404 10-12-2012 08:49 AM

Miata, Forums, and Appletinis = Full life for your average Miata owner!

Wait... where do the dicks go?

18psi 10-12-2012 08:53 AM

in a jar

concealer404 10-12-2012 08:58 AM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 938528)
in a jar

Before or after golf balls? Or ARE they also a golf ball?

dk wolf 10-12-2012 09:23 AM

High Heels and Carbon Fiber dildos.


Someone did mention appletinis.. so figured it was girl's night out

Saml01 10-12-2012 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 938524)
I have stolen that to repost. I like that.

qft

Tekel 10-12-2012 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 938518)
Im the case of mt.net the beers represent Appletinis.


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 938519)
OHHH!!!!! Appletinis!

Hellz yah. None of this being a pansy and ordering an Apple Martini. Man up and order what it is! Appletini!


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