My neighborhood got robbed....
 

Well, apparently while I was away living on the farm my neighborhood lost control of itself. Never really had any thief's throughout the years, nice middle to upper class neighborhood. Now this, Easter fucking night....come on.

Alot of neighbors saying the had chipped glass from rocks, as if someone was trying to smash them. A couple houses had GPS's, radios and such missing. My dad had his key ring to our shop stolen...why they would take that I have no idea...but it has about 25 very important keys on it. My car door wasn't closed all the way, so i know they went in it. In my case my itrip, pot, skateboard, etc was all left alone. Thank god they didn't go in the garage! I have parts everywhere and my Rod Millen wheels that I just sold on ebay!

I called the cops, filed a report, and plan on scoping out the neighborhood tonight. The past 2 months home from surgery changed my sleeping pattern so I'm up all night. If I see someone in the act.....god help them.

Vash-

Damn thats shitty....whereabouts in danbury? I used to live off highland ave.

make sure you ring a cam. id loev to see some thieves get the shit stomped out of them, litteraly!

Up the road from Fast Freddie's, right off exit 8. Who knows if I'll even see them, but unless there's like 4-5 of them or they look hardcore....I'm runnin out the door after them.

My friend and I chased 2 kids once that broke a bunch of the windshields on some ladies company vans. Right place, right time...chased them for about 1/4 mile and tackled them, walked them over to the lady, cops came and we were heroes. Nice adrenaline rush with a mix of good karma :)

Vash-

it happened once in my neighborhood after 21 years. robbed one house and stole a jeep grand cherokee outside warming up before work. they got caught 1 mile from here. it's a fucked up feeling since we don't even lock our doors most of the time

2 years ago some crackhead tried to rob my house,the piece of shit waited until all the cars left the house before he tried to kick in the back door,but he was greeted by my snarling pitbull waiting for him inside,he saw the dog and ran off.

Vash,pick up some bear mase and wait for these fuckers and show them no mercy.

I probably wouldn't bring it outside with me...but I have this crazy thing I bought a couple years ago. Its like a 3ft long blade, one side toward the end is serrated, and it straps to your arm. It has a plate that rests on your forearm with a strap that secures it to your forearm and wrist. Your arm becomes a fucking sword...its pretty crazy.

I think it will be best if I see them, to follow them stealth like around the neighborhood, and tape them in the act. The only way any violence would come out, was if the came back on my property. I gotta do this the smart way, not get myself in trouble...you know.

Vash-

Hell, too bad your not in Texas!

yeah... I'm reading this within arms reach of at least 6 firearms. I was also dry firing my new pistol for the first few posts.

A cop just drove by while I was sitting in the living room looking out the window. As he went by I was scratching my neck with big kitchen knife...lol. Every half hour I'm going to the window and looking out as if I'm saying "come on motherfucker!" :vash:

Hopefully the cops can handle this one.

Vash-

As much as I wish they would... I doubt they'd come back out the very first night after their big gig.

"I'd take pleasure in guttin' you... Boy..."

Hope you catch the pieces of shit.

OMFG, you are a total psycho! There must be an FBI profile with your name on it.

wow......


i need to move to a state
where instead of banning capital punishment
they put it into overdrive,
like texas lol

Paris Island might have had something to do with it.

I went through a weapon period and bought a ton of random weapons.

I've been boxing for years and have a thing for getting into shit.

I wouldn't say psycho....I'M A FUCKING NUT! But no FBI profile.

I'm not even playing, I hope to see them. Matter a fact I'm going to the driveway.....with the knife.....right now. :vash: I'm at least stabbing a tree or something while I'm out there.

Vash-

Hey sitting by the window, youll never catch anyone doing stupid, its the one day u put ur guard down. I was 100yrd from my house with my parents and brother home and someone stole the rims off my scion at 12am, no one heard a thing and my car is no more then 20 feet from my front door. I haven't had a good night sleep yet.lol Fuckin scum bags always out to take ur shit.

Thanks for the advice. If I see them, I WILL get them....no doubt in my mind.

My neighbors seem to thinks its neighborhood kids. If they are kids and I catch them, I will hang them upside down from a tree for the night. A lesson will be taught if they come here a 3rd time.

Vash-

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LOL, only 2 here :)

i have a pair of scissors near my bed?


ILL FUCKEN SHANK SOMEONE!!!!!!










im only kidding, i use them to cut my credit card offers :(

that is like the people that stole my R6 that was 3 inches from my front door. Oh and only had a 2 hour window.... bastards

good luck

I was like what the fuck it that a picture of? I almost spit my coffee out on the computer! lol :bowrofl:

Vash-

When I was living up on the 80 acre farm and it was just my girl and I. I seriously had like 20 fucking weapons ready to rock and roll, and the dog Spike....I miss him. :sadwavey:

I had to chase highschool kids off the property alll the time. Everytime I heard something I was the only one to go check. Usually had a bat or some type of knife. I was hardcore out of control , I smashed a fucking huge raccoon's head with a rock cause he got some of the chickens. Killing the raccoon definitely saved my job, then I had to finish off the chickens....that was the worst. Probably shouldn't share this stuff......:eek5:

Vash-

You are fucking nuts. :eek5:

I was praised for my loyalty to the place. They basically told me it was part of the job when I was hired. I did things I never have done in my life before.....like ride a 400lb pig!

Vash-

Crazy, I had a potbellied pig once.. Called him freckles. He chewed all the buttons off the remote controls, slept around on the couch like a dog..

Pigs are crazy smart. Those fuckers got out at least once a week. And every week I had to rebuild the fence.

I'd have to say the llamas were my favorites, just cause I trained them. But the baby lambs stole my heart...gay as it sounds. If you look at the picture, ones in front of my feet next to his mother. I delivered them myself and raised them till they were healthy to go out with the rest.

I'm really not nuts....I've just done nutty shit...lol :bowrofl:

Vash-

I really miss my dog too.I had to put her down this past January.