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johndoe 05-01-2009 12:44 AM

New stronger strain of swine flu emerges!
 
BBC NEWS | Europe | EU quarantines London in swine flu panic Oh shite...

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TurboTim 05-01-2009 09:36 AM

hahaha. Nice :)

icantthink4155 05-01-2009 09:46 AM

umm.. seriously?


After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

levnubhin 05-01-2009 09:50 AM


After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.

Oh come on, ZOMBIES!!
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icantthink4155 05-01-2009 09:54 AM

umm, if you go to the "found in Cambodia back in 2005" found in Cambodia back in 2005,". That exact same paragraph is used

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

gospeed81 05-01-2009 10:15 AM


Originally Posted by BBC
SYMPTOMS - WHAT TO DO

-Swine flu symptoms are similar to those produced by ordinary seasonal flu - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, chills and fatigue

-If you have flu symptoms and recently visited affected areas of Mexico, you should seek medical advice

-If you suspect you are infected, you should stay at home and take advice by telephone initially, in order to minimise the risk of infection

-If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.


hahahaaha

love it

y8s 05-01-2009 10:50 AM

If you get the flu, make sure you stay home and play some bideo game.

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Joe Perez 05-01-2009 01:58 PM

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JasonC SBB 05-01-2009 04:15 PM

I am gonna go back to every hot chick that has turned me down using the line "When pigs fly".

Today everyone knows swine flew.

johndoe 05-01-2009 07:55 PM


Originally Posted by JasonC SBB (Post 403115)
I am gonna go back to every hot chick that has turned me down using the line "When pigs fly".

Today everyone knows swine flew.

waw waw wawww.....pretty corny. That's the kind of joke I would make.:laugh:


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