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albumleaf 02-05-2009 07:43 PM

no fat chicks.. kia will scrape
 
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rleete 02-05-2009 07:47 PM

Fat cow. She should be humiliated. For ever going out in public.

Trent 02-05-2009 07:49 PM

i love how she was humiliated about sitting in the car while they did the alignment.

uhh........THAT'S A CORRECT SOLUTION.

well........the only one that doesn't involve a stomach stapling or "killing it with fire."

EDIT: Because this is pissing me off.

Kia claims they are doing whatever they can to help, but it isn't KIA's responsibility to do a damn thing here. The car wasn't designed to carry cattle. I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for her. She had to have known that getting that big was going to cause herself inconveniences in life. Sorry kid, you gained; you lose.

I used to be heavy too. One day I realized I was getting a little disgusting and I hit the gym. Now I'm good. It wasn't that fucking hard.

mazda/nissan 02-05-2009 07:51 PM

manufacturers are aware of our fat asses, thats why GM's seats now weigh close to 100 lbs. And I laughed when I saw seat belt extenders for sale at a performance web site.

bryantaylor 02-05-2009 07:54 PM

she needs to STFU and lose some weight if it bothers her that damn much. or buy a fucking truck.

i am a fat guy and i approve this message.

18psi 02-05-2009 08:01 PM

saw this on another forum too... the general opinion of everyone is "SLAP THAT FAT FUCKING BITCH IN THE FACE"..

dumb ----

cueball1 02-05-2009 08:20 PM

I've seen newer cars driven by extremely obese people that the driver side springs are shot. 2-3 year old cars that still sag when they've gotten out. Fatty fatty fat fat fat. I'm no slim jim but it's unreal how many 300-400 lb. people are out there.

kotomile 02-05-2009 08:24 PM

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Seriously lady, lose some weight. I've had my car aligned with me in it and it I don't weigh nearly as much.

I like how "society" is supposed to adapt to "them". Yeah, that's it, make everyone else suffer for your self-inflicted poor health..

wayne_curr 02-05-2009 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by supersaiyan93 (Post 364040)
i love how she was humiliated about sitting in the car while they did the alignment.

uhh........THAT'S A CORRECT SOLUTION.

well........the only one that doesn't involve a stomach stapling or "killing it with fire."

EDIT: Because this is pissing me off.

Kia claims they are doing whatever they can to help, but it isn't KIA's responsibility to do a damn thing here. The car wasn't designed to carry cattle. I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for her. She had to have known that getting that big was going to cause herself inconveniences in life. Sorry kid, you gained; you lose.

I used to be heavy too. One day I realized I was getting a little disgusting and I hit the gym. Now I'm good. It wasn't that fucking hard.

I agree with everything. The alignment with her in the car would have helped significantly if not completely fixed the issue. Just like the guy said using the motorcycle example.

I also came to the realization that I was getting too plump (long relationships do that to some people) so I also started hitting the gym. In addition to the gym, no more fast food, stopped eating stupid amounts of shit like cheese and butter. I lost 30lbs last year, going for another 30 this year. ITS NOT FUCKING HARD NO ONE SHOULD BE 400 FUCKING POUNDS!

Also, if you're convinced you SHOULD for whatever fucking reason weigh 400lbs, dont buy a kia rio.
Has anyone else noticed that 90% of small vehicle owners appear to weigh half as much as the vehicle itself?

GT3man2001 02-05-2009 08:34 PM

I agree with the mechanic that they interviewed. Plus, I can't believe she was offended by them asking her to sit in the car for the alignment. If you want a proper alignment, that's the way to do it...

ssmith 02-05-2009 10:42 PM

Wow, that just makes me angry. and seatbelt extenders? god damn.

ScottFW 02-06-2009 12:23 AM

I'm curious exactly how, in her infinite suspension tuning wisdom, she thinks manufacturers should adapt to fat people. They wouldn't sell a single car if they came stock with 1000 lb-in springs.

She is right though, it could have been handled more tactfully. Perhaps the dealership should employ one of those weight guessers from the carnival to hang around the shop full time, to provide the alignment techs with good approximations of how many sandbags to throw in the driver's seat. But that wouldn't accomplish the good that came out of this, which was her realizing that she is, in fact, fat. Maybe this will give her some needed motivation.

johnwag 02-06-2009 12:48 AM

She's probably asked them why the car was sluggish and the brakes didn't seem to work like they should......

Turbo_4 02-06-2009 12:48 AM

And this is America folks, fat people starting to think they have rights to.

gospeed81 02-06-2009 01:10 AM


Originally Posted by lardass
I just got crushed by the whole experience.

no, your car got crushed by it

nicacus 02-06-2009 01:46 AM

The reporters need to do less reporting and more comforting of one another...

ApexOnYou 02-06-2009 01:52 AM

Wow that chick pisses me off. Learn your fucking facts before going and making an ass of yourself on TV.

I agree 100% with the dealership. She would either have to sit in the car, or give up her weight so that they could put proper ballast in while aligning it. It is in no way the manufactures fault. She bought a sub-compact, honestly what does she expect?

I would be PISSED if I was from that dealership and saw that KIA was using me as a scape goat for something that was out of everyone's control, saying that the dealership handled it very poorly. I don't see that ass clown explaining "how it should have been handled". Give me a break.

FYI - Every car manufacture, by law, has to provide 1 free-of-charge seat belt extender when purchased new if the customer requires.

Oscar 02-06-2009 03:00 AM


Originally Posted by nicacus (Post 364254)
The reporters need to do less reporting and more comforting of one another...

+1
would hit both:)

levnubhin 02-06-2009 09:30 AM

I can't even begin how much I want to slap the shit out of that bitch. lay off the fuckin McDonald's bitch.
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hustler 02-06-2009 10:16 AM

dont' buy a kia then...buy a fucking dump truck and a crane to lift your huge ass into it because we don't want you walking around, burning any calories. I wonder how long all that lard/heating oil could power America?

hustler 02-06-2009 10:17 AM

why not just put some cheetos in the passenger seat, that way skinny can lean over to eat while she drives...because we know she's not going to stop eating for an instant while she drives.

pdexta 02-06-2009 10:48 AM

I can't believe someone would go on tv to bitch about being so fat that their car won't drive strait. :bowrofl:

If I was her I honestly would have requested that they align it w/ me in the car before they ever thought of it.

240_to_miata 02-06-2009 10:56 AM

my uncle is just as morbidly obese as she si... and he drives a toyota corolla, but guess what .... HE KNOWS HES FAT. he knows that he puts wear and tear on the car, and woulnt be offended by that shit. the dealer was just trying to make a fat persons car go strait.

Preluding 02-06-2009 11:34 AM

see...canadians are fat too!

jayc72 02-06-2009 11:37 AM

Ha ha ha .... this is in my City. Canada's fat too.

pdexta 02-06-2009 11:42 AM

She would be a perfect nascar driver, her car already turns left. :giggle:

cueball1 02-06-2009 12:26 PM

I wonder what the corner weights were?!? :bowrofl:

Joe Perez 02-06-2009 12:43 PM

The thing that bothers me here isn't that the lady is fat, or that she's an idiot for buying a Kia Rio, or that she's got sand in her vagina because the folks at the dealership were "mean" to her. It's her right to be a total retard and be miserable about it.

What bothers me is that the reporter treats her with sympathy and actually states that businesses and society have some implicit duty to adapt to the needs of the morbidly obese in the same way that they'd adapt to the needs of the physically handicapped. Say what you will about slow news days, feel-good journalism, etc., but I've done my time in the newsroom, and without being in any way egotistical I can say that what people watch on TV, particularly social news programming, does in fact influence their perceptions of reality.

When I worked in the production dept at WCJB, the producer would never have let that kind of syrupy BS on the air. And she'd probably have assigned the writer who pitched the story to do a three part expose on the local sewage treatment plant as punishment.

ApexOnYou 02-07-2009 01:09 AM

I knew someone who had this guy come in to his dealership saying that his wife was complaining of a hard pull to the left on her new car. They aligned it, said it was fine, guy drove home and came back the next day saying she is still noticing a pull. They did this two or three times before it dawned on them to politely ask if his wive was a big heavier. She was like 300 something. They asked if she would mind sitting in the car for the alignment, she did, fixed the pull. Didn't see her bitching about it on the TV..

NA6C-Guy 02-07-2009 01:28 AM

Gotta love the world we live in. Everyone is slowely going retarded. And I agree with Joe. Im used to fat people bitching about their weight, but its the fact that some people out there have sympathy for huge bitches like they are helpless to their weight. Im very pissed that obesity is treated as, and called a disease, or sickness these days. A person could have a disease, or genes that would possibly sway them to being a bit easier to gain weight, but anyone that fucking big is just lazy. STOP FUCKING EATING! MOVE AROUND A BIT! WALK TO THE MAILBOX INSTEAD OF BEATING YOUR POOR HUSBAND TO GET IT FOR YOU! Jesus.

messiahx 02-07-2009 01:48 AM

No sympathy for obese people who can help it and choose not to AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. No, I won't feel bad for you fat bitch, and no, nothing in my society should change because you eat babies. Also, the dealer did fine. No reason to sugar coat it. Fuck that pansy shit.

Torkel 02-07-2009 04:41 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 364410)
The thing that bothers me here isn't that the lady is fat.. and so on.

+a trillion. There will always be dumb people and there will always be fat people. The world can deal with that. And even when nature shows its humor and makes a mongo that is BOTH fat AND dumb, the golf stream will continue to flow. It is when the sad mongo is alowed to run her sob story on TV, supported by air headed blondes that the world is really going down.

And making the airseats larger is fucked up!! It allows for the fattos to come over here! :giggle: Come to think of it, she probably would not have fitted thru the doors of the KIA dealship here...

PS. My Bimmer is officially legal and Swedish from today. Anybody want some arian German plates?

boardboy330 02-07-2009 07:26 AM

I'm 6'3" about 300lbs...I have two Miatas...that I drive DAILY. No pull...no complaints. I would weigh less IF I could work out more...I try to eat healthy...and I walk daily. I'm physically not able to do more now...but will lose weight when I can. I doubt this is her issue...I doubt she served...I think the ONLY thing she has done is been lazy. Before enlisting...I lost 30 pounds in 2 weeks to get in the door...I know it can be done if it is wanted badly enough.

That being said...even when I was 200lbs...I still had trouble buying cars and clothes. I had a 52" chest...which is why I bought a mercedes - somehow made for fat people? I had a 32" waist and shopped in the big and tall stores. I think America's stores should be more open to obese people...but by no means create special caveats just for them. If I want to ride a bike...I'll buy a 1500, not a CB650 and wonder why the fuck it won't accelerate.

miatamania 02-07-2009 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by supersaiyan93 (Post 364040)
i love how she was humiliated about sitting in the car while they did the alignment.

uhh........THAT'S A CORRECT SOLUTION.

+1, I want to know if that was recent...they need emails about how stupid they sound.


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