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Braineack 10-04-2012 05:16 PM

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concealer404 10-04-2012 05:17 PM

Fucking LOL!!!!!!

Who's it from?

Braineack 10-04-2012 05:22 PM


Originally Posted by concealer404 (Post 935746)
Who's it from?

Someone from the Yakuza.

concealer404 10-04-2012 05:23 PM

What's the metal thing that looks like it COULD be a gheyed-up car part?

rharris19 10-04-2012 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 935749)
Someone from the Yakuza.

Was it DK?

Braineack 10-04-2012 05:25 PM


Originally Posted by concealer404 (Post 935751)
What's the metal thing that looks like it COULD be a gheyed-up car part?

The air valve block off plate that I fancied like two years ago and this member was thoughtful enough to think of me and send it like a baus.

Braineack 10-04-2012 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by rharris19 (Post 935752)
Was it DK?

less yakuza and more kamikazi

shuiend 10-04-2012 05:27 PM

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Braineack 10-04-2012 05:29 PM

close. needs more flames.

bikersam717 10-04-2012 05:31 PM

Gene splicer?

hornetball 10-04-2012 05:32 PM

Is there a way to instantly give 100 props?

Air valve block off plate. How awesome is that?!? Kind of like a ghey chastity belt.

shuiend 10-04-2012 05:33 PM

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y8s 10-04-2012 05:36 PM

wouldban for the glitter alone.

that shit is like herpes. once you got it, you can never get rid of it.

Joe Perez 10-04-2012 05:54 PM

Oh, man. I am rolling here! :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

That is, hands-down, one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

pusha 10-04-2012 06:10 PM

So where is the DVD?

GeneSplicer 10-04-2012 06:35 PM

It's still in my in-dash :) The glitter was rather evil - I know the pain all too well. What's even better, Daddy was the hero for bringing MORE stickers home just so I can peel them off the floor...

Enjoy!

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...npyY6dIStaQvPh

samnavy 10-04-2012 06:36 PM

Purple pony on inside cover of DVD case... would.

petrolmed 10-04-2012 06:49 PM

Hahaha! The time and thought that went into this is worthy of much praise.

EDIT: Glitter is a low blow though lol

curly 10-04-2012 06:52 PM

Epic win. Mad props Genesplicer.

rleete 10-04-2012 06:55 PM

Props just for the laugh.

pusha 10-04-2012 07:14 PM


Originally Posted by GeneSplicer (Post 935791)
It's still in my in-dash :) The glitter was rather evil - I know the pain all too well. What's even better, Daddy was the hero for bringing MORE stickers home just so I can peel them off the floor...

Enjoy!

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Braineack 10-04-2012 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by GeneSplicer (Post 935791)
It's still in my in-dash :) The glitter was rather evil - I know the pain all too well. What's even better, Daddy was the hero for bringing MORE stickers home just so I can peel them off the floor...

Enjoy!


I told my wife I hoped you had a kid, cause i couldn't believe a man would just have rainbow stickers laying around.

pusha 10-04-2012 08:24 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 935811)
I told my wife I hoped you had a kid, cause i couldn't believe a man would just have rainbow stickers laying around.

he could be a teacher

18psi 10-04-2012 09:06 PM

Genesplicer has won 100 internetz today

:bowrofl:

EO2K 10-04-2012 09:17 PM

I'm surprised you didn't give him at least a warning for the glitter

Gryff 10-04-2012 09:53 PM

Knowing bryan in person, I can just picture how this was all planned out. :makeout:

Frikken amazing! I just died a little bit from laughter over here.

Doppelgänger 10-05-2012 07:41 AM

We can all stop posting now....nothing will ever be this good again.

revlimiter 10-05-2012 10:38 AM

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Well done, Genesplicer! Well done.

mgeoffriau 10-05-2012 10:58 AM

Best ever.

leatherface24 10-05-2012 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 935980)
We can all stop posting now....nothing will ever be this good again.

Mr. Splicer :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

I dont know man, sending Phil (levnubhin) the penis shaped letter with coco chanel sprayed on it while he was in boot camp was pretty good. This trumps it though. I am humbled lol

Braineack 10-05-2012 11:29 AM

it beats the lube i sent pusha for sure.

18psi 10-05-2012 11:38 AM

I need to start selling small inexpensive items that the regulars on here need:giggle:

leatherface24 10-05-2012 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 936064)
it beats the lube i sent pusha for sure.

Face it Scott, you're part of the homo quotient that includes Faefail, Pusha and I...and you love it

lordrigamus 10-05-2012 11:27 PM

I am on bended knee cowering before teh awesomez.

dk wolf 10-08-2012 01:15 AM


Originally Posted by rharris19 (Post 935752)
Was it DK?

Well fuck you bro.
Shit was pretty funny. Glad your day was brightened up.

Braineack 10-20-2012 09:41 AM

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GeneSplicer 10-20-2012 09:52 AM

:giggle: - btw, that was the only kitty love sticker in the whole package - awesome you left it on

Apologies for the star glitter.... I kept the big ones for titty shields ;)

rleete 10-20-2012 11:06 AM

Is that a commercially available part, or something you made?

GeneSplicer 10-20-2012 12:04 PM

Custom - could probably knock some out if interest. My machinist has the part programmed - but hell, you could take a square piece of aluminum, drill 4 holes and use RTV. However, this plate had the o-ring groove machined into it.

Pen2_the_penguin 10-20-2012 05:01 PM

LOL that was epic!!

GeneSplicer is now another additional 20% cooler

Braineack 10-20-2012 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneSplicer (Post 941440)
Custom - could probably knock some out if interest. My machinist has the part programmed - but hell, you could take a square piece of aluminum, drill 4 holes and use RTV. However, this plate had the o-ring groove machined into it.

yeah but mine was ugly! and it started to rust.


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chriscar 10-21-2012 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by GeneSplicer (Post 941425)
Apologies for the star glitter.... I kept the big ones for titty shields ;)

Female, I hope.

C

NA6C-Guy 10-21-2012 07:38 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 935774)
Oh, man. I am rolling here! :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

That is, hands-down, one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

:rofl: Same here. Oh damn, I'm dying over here. I love it.

elesjuan 10-23-2012 10:05 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 936064)
it beats the lube i sent pusha for sure.

I dunno, his unboxing video was pretty awesome.. :rofl:

NA6C-Guy 10-23-2012 10:46 AM

Sometimes I start to really hate this place and you people... then a thread like this comes along and I remember why I stay. MT, 10% Miata, 90% random asshattery.

:love:

elesjuan 10-23-2012 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 942281)
Sometimes I start to really hate this place and you people... then a thread like this comes along and I remember why I stay. MT, 10% Miata, 90% random asshattery.

:love:

awww... :rofl:

Joe Perez 10-23-2012 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 942281)
MT, 10% Miata, 90% random asshattery.

Seems like a pretty good ratio to me. :D

I'm serious, actually. Allow me to wax philosophical for a moment:

We drive old cars. My car is old enough to purchase liquor in every state, and in 3 more years it will be eligible to run for Congress. The very youngest of the original-platform cars is seven years old.

Consequently, to paraphrase the June, 1899 issue of Punch Magazine (commonly mis-attributed to Charles H. Duell), pretty much everything of consequence which can be said about these cars has been said.

So what's left to make a forum about old cars of interest? Well, cat pictures for one thing. And, to a lesser extent, Ponies.


Don't believe me? Try this simple test. Look closely at both of the following quotes, and tell me which one is more likely to interest you in becoming a member of a hypothetical web forum:



Example A:


Originally Posted by smurfy
I've got a '91 BRG that came with a numbered badge. Instead of a name, it said "Cartwheel Lady" and the SE number (2922 of 4000). Since I'm not a lady and couldn't do a cartwheel with a gun to my head, I got a new one from Chuck Price. I don't smoke so I replaced the ash tray with a factory double cup holder. It came with a removable cup holder with a notch for a cup handle, That seemed like a perfect way to spill coffee all over the interior, so---
I cut off the bottom with a small cut-off wheel and glued a plastic disc painted flat black in the bottom. The disc (picture 1) came from Ace Hardware and is used to protect the wall from flying door handles. I glued the badge to the disc (picture 2) and fitted it in the console (picture 3). It's not beautiful but now I can drink Snapple while admiring my (brass) badge.
All the best,
Smurfy (Buzz)



Example B:


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 924387)
Let me offset this horrid infraction against this thread with a favorite pic of my cat and wife.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...g?t=1332397080




Who won? Who's next? You decide! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepic Rap Battles of Histoooregrphbrl.

mgeoffriau 10-23-2012 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 942303)
Who won? Who's next? You decide! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepic Rap Battles of Histoooregrphbrl.

I laughed.

Pen2_the_penguin 10-23-2012 02:03 PM

lol.

Scrappy Jack 10-23-2012 02:45 PM

This is why I should wander in to more threads that seem to have no relevance to my interests.

GeneSplicer 10-23-2012 04:15 PM

Awesome Joe :rofl:

devin mac 10-23-2012 04:32 PM

threads like this make me want to rebuild my car

concealer404 03-03-2014 10:45 AM

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Braineack 03-03-2014 10:53 AM

There's a specific thread for this now.

notice how ups absolutely destroyed that box?

concealer404 03-03-2014 10:56 AM

Couldn't find the thread. Searched back through a good 8 pages of results on this site and through The Googles.

I'm sure there's some special key-word that would pull it up as the first result, but i couldn't figure it out because dumbz. Figured this was better than creating a new thread.

NastyNate 03-03-2014 11:07 AM

They fubared that box!!! WTF!?

Braineack 03-03-2014 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by concealer404 (Post 1108095)
Couldn't find the thread. Searched back through a good 8 pages of results on this site and through The Googles.

I'm sure there's some special key-word that would pull it up as the first result, but i couldn't figure it out because dumbz. Figured this was better than creating a new thread.

https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs...-thread-75269/


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