Oh it sucks to know that you'll be physically sick within a few hours- oh fuck.
09-26-2009, 07:55 PM
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Oh it sucks to know that you'll be physically sick within a few hours- oh ****.
So after working out in the garage most of the afternoon, I come in to make a yummy turkey sandwich. Grab the bread, turkey and some honey mustard and go to ******* town stacking up a SILF. So halfway through my well0deserved SILF, I decide I want a beer. While in the kitchen, I happen to glance at the container the turkey was in..and is now sitting on the counter by the garbage can.....and it said..... JULY 17 2009.
****. I am soooooo going to ******* die. I ate that ****...albeit only half a sandsich...but I put enough meat on that bitch to make 524 sandwiches for starving African children...so it was really like I and one sandwiches worth of turkey in that "half" I had already eaten.
I mean, as I was making that hoe I was eating some of the turkey and it smelled/tasted pretty normal.....
So i've taken up drinking a couple more beers and a nice large glass of Firefly in hopes I kill and toxic bacteria that was previously consumed.
FML.
****. I am soooooo going to ******* die. I ate that ****...albeit only half a sandsich...but I put enough meat on that bitch to make 524 sandwiches for starving African children...so it was really like I and one sandwiches worth of turkey in that "half" I had already eaten.
I mean, as I was making that hoe I was eating some of the turkey and it smelled/tasted pretty normal.....
So i've taken up drinking a couple more beers and a nice large glass of Firefly in hopes I kill and toxic bacteria that was previously consumed.
FML.
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09-26-2009, 08:11 PM
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fiuck thatr....I don;t have awayt to the ER....I'd have to call am wabulance to get there as I have no way to leave thehouse right now... i'm not payiong for a ******* $500 ambulance ride.....mother fucckas. Time for another glass of votka.
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09-26-2009, 08:13 PM
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I don'te puke easilty fro mdrinking...not like im a regualt drunk...but I manage to hold my **** :(
I f I wewe out at a party or sumthing and runing around like a dipshits, I would get sticks as druinking + being overly physically activ = not so good.....but the most physical aticity I can get right now is watching **** and roloing one out.
I f I wewe out at a party or sumthing and runing around like a dipshits, I would get sticks as druinking + being overly physically activ = not so good.....but the most physical aticity I can get right now is watching **** and roloing one out.
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09-26-2009, 08:22 PM
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I don'te puke easilty fro mdrinking...not like im a regualt drunk...but I manage to hold my **** :(
I f I wewe out at a party or sumthing and runing around like a dipshits, I would get sticks as druinking + being overly physically activ = not so good.....but the most physical aticity I can get right now is watching **** and roloing one out.
I f I wewe out at a party or sumthing and runing around like a dipshits, I would get sticks as druinking + being overly physically activ = not so good.....but the most physical aticity I can get right now is watching **** and roloing one out.
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09-26-2009, 08:25 PM
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Oi...I really awanty a damn cigerette but H ave none here...****.. and none of my friends are near by and can atke me to the gas station to gra b a pack. Oh well... more driunks?>
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09-26-2009, 08:27 PM
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OK.. i HAS a question. Since firefly is just a flavored vodka and vomka is suppsed to teken in shots.... it's bad to drink hole glasses of it at a time? hell it's just like tes with a little extra kick...thats why I drink it right out of the bottle in a glass with a fe wise cubes to keep it cold.
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09-26-2009, 08:48 PM
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i still have some FIrefly lef.t...and a couople bottle of Kaluah...
The glass of firfly pure I jsut purued
and the date of that adma turkwys..hahaha it loos liek that xhit expired in 2005 ...but i trust you..it' says 2009.
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