OK stick with me on this one...need viagra lol
 

were playing a joke on a guy at work and i want to get the average dosage of viagra to crush up into his drink or something. i dont know if its one or two or whatever but if anyone knows where i could get some? mabye your pops or grandpa takes it?? lol i dont know but im willing to compensate for it:rofl:

Thsi sounds like when someone says,"my friend has this problem" when they are really talking about themselves. Dude, if you need a boost you need a boost.

nah if i had a problem id seek different means of a solution. but im good, healthy 21 year old, no problems there.

i believe they give free trials or sum shit, google that shit

You know Viagra isn't "instant hardon" or anything, right? All you'd give the guy is a lightheaded feeling if he isn't used to Nitric Oxide products.

yes i do know that. its basic function is to loosen the blood vessels around the base of the penis to alow more blood flow blah blah blah. there a girl who works for us he dosent ever shut up about and his last day is in a couple weeks. shes in on it to and was going to slut it up for him

You might want to rethink this... Posting it on the internet, Stupid... Following through after posting it... REALLY Fucking Retarded.

Just go to the damn internet and order some if you need it that badly! Or you might call Bob Dole, I hear he has a lifetime supply!

Mark

wow chill much?

It loosens up blood vessels all over the body, thus the dizzyness and blue vision side effect warnings. Foisting it upon someone without their knowledge is irresponsible and potentially dangerous.

Hell, if you want to have fun with him, slip some Ipecac in his food/drink.


[borat]not![/borat]

well hell so is speeding

aight its cool though it was a JOKE but whatever. thanks for the help yo

if the girl is going to slut it up anyway, why not have her go one better and just keep brushing up against his johnson. that'll keep it hard all day.

If I was in the OP's shoes id take the viagra and bang the chick thats willing to slut it up.

i wanted to add this too because...well...its obvioius.
http://themishmash.typepad.com/photo...tted_chair.jpg

lil bit of visine in his drink will hve him on the shitter for hours, much safer and funnier if i dont sy so myself, especially if it's an office and not a public place (like a shop/store)

lol

I like the saran wrap pulled tightly across the toilet prank. He'll be sure to get piss all over himself and the surrounding area. :bowrofl:

Vash-

switch the M&N keys on the keyboard.

we work in a pizza place we dont have keyboards

besides...switching the keys would be silly. I know I don't look when I type and it would take 2 seconds of testing before you would figure it out. o_O

Just take the methylene blue prank and check his face after he went to the toilet. Far more funny and less humiliating than having an epic boner in public....

BTW I think that 2 pills of viagra is too much and might be dangerous.

Forget the viagra prank...and for someone who is gonna play a "mega huge boner" prank, you sure are well educated in the effects of Viagra. Here's what you do. Do the visine in the drink so the guy gets the shits, BAD. But before he goes to use the bathroom, mix up some clear gelatin in the toilet bowl. The water will look like water, but it won't get hard. He'll spray liquid shit all over it, it won't flush, and it'll be embarrassing and gross at the same time.

I am a little confeused, water doesn't get hard either last time I checked...I think you tried to say it will get hard, no?
Where do I get this gellatin stuff?

::taken' notes::

lol great ideas guys thanks


I go for the long term pranks better. Go get some gay bondage magazine or DVD subscriptions and order then to his neighbors house with his name on it.

He's saying it will gel, but not get rock-hard. You get gelatin at the grocery store.. in amongst the Jell-O.

Years ago I got in a fight with one of my friends and one night when some other people where around I had a idea. I flipped through the TV and every infomercial I saw, I called and had them send some info addressed to him. It turned into a kinda extended prank and throughout one whole summer I must have called over 100 places. He still gets tons of random shit till this day. lol :bowrofl:

One of my good pranks was at a hotel down the road from me. The whole floor was one side even numbers and the other side odds. The fucking number plates for the room were stuck to the wall with tacky shit. You guessed it, swapped all the odds with the evens! :bowrofl: The next week every plate had 2 screws holding them to the wall! lol

Vash-

That's a good one!

I had a few magazine subscriptions sent to my friend, but I put "Spanky McGee" in the name field. They were ok magazines though (Stuff and Maxim) so I wouldn't call it a prank. He did start to get some junk mail addressed to Spanky McGee, but that wasn't part of the plan.

Guys in my shop like to use styrofoam cups. I usually go into the stack and poke a small hole under the rim or in the bottom of a few of them. It doesn't always work, but that one or two times it does I love it.

They also like to put their food in the microwave and then walk away for a while. I go and unplug it and turn it on for a few seconds so it will display "done". They come back and get a bite of cold food. They still think it's just on the fritz, they don't know I do that.

cup of water taped to the bottom of a desk is a great office prank..
styrofoam cup cut in 1/2, fill w/ water, tape to desk off to 1 side or the other...

Said person sits, rolls chair to desk, knee hits cup and someone's a lil soggy in the pants..

Let's hear some more good office pranks...me and my biz partner at work have a 6yr long pranking war, and I owe him a couple good one's...been meaning to find something worthwhile...

Few days ago I replaced his homepage on his personal laptop w/ some gayporn shit....But he never opened it till he was at home with a few people over...And HE didnt open it, his friend did!!!

magic shops, it is actually the same stuff used in diapers

Much easier to get from a grocery store, don'tcha think?

Its not really a prank, but it was my singature move when I worked at petco years back. I got the manager of the store proably the best. You wait for a normal situation when someone is taking a drink of something and reach in, tilt the cup/can/bottle toward them and say to them "drink up bitch". They never suspect anything like that and end up spitting drink everywhere laughing and never get mad. I've done it probably 50 times. :)

PS.S Just wanna say its 3:19 and I just got back form a wicked ass skate session and two 12 packs. Fuck yea!! :bigtu:

Vash-

horny goat weed

bad idea

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

Oh forget the viagra. Just fluff him yourself. You know you want to.

lol:fawk: