I saw this on our local forum. Some guy tweets random stuff his dad says.

Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter

 

******* great. Could read those all day.

 

If that dude printed a small book full of stuff his dad says, I'd buy it.

 

"You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."

I think I **** my pants when I read that....

 

"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your ******* 13 stitches together."

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for ****. Just sat there. Big let down."

 

old people are the best. you never know what your going to get out of them. i used to hate sitting around during the holidays but reading this makes me that more excited to spend time with all the old people in my family.

 

I love old people