http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/t...og/Hustler.jpg The Hustler was devised in 1978, having been penned by William Towns (of Aston Martin and Jaguar fame). It was built around a pair of Mini sub-frames, connected by a low-slung monocoque floorpan. The exterior was a mix of glass, plywood and fibreglass while a couple of canteen chairs could be found in the quirky interior. Over a ten-year period a couple of hundred were sold in kit form. While this one has a 1.3-litre petrol engine, apparently Towns was responsible for making one with a 5.3-litre Jag engine.
Ok motherfucker, you've officially pushed me over the edge. Unfortunately for you, I just finished up a 1-year deployment at Gitmo as the head waterboard adminstrator. I spent just about all day, every day "coercing" sad motherfuckers like yourself, on their back, pouring water on their faces...however I'm done with that now and never looking back. I'm at a place in my life where I need to defy convention, forge a new path to glory, and that all starts with you. Apparently you think you can act like a bitch to me because you think you're some kind of bad-ass on here. What make you think I wouldn't lean down and scrape you off the bottom of my shoe? We both know that you're just another chicken shit ------ who wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face. I'd kick your ass just like I do all the other ------s. I'd fucking stomp you. Its a good thing you're on the internet and I can't do anything. Its not like I used my security clearance to get your IP, and I'm waiting outside your house right now. Maybe I'm waiting outside burgerking, where you're a "fry technician." Or even worse, maybe I'm in your girlfriends house, making her most cherished dream come true...the orgasm her BF could never give her, 10x over. I told her I wouldn't tell anyone about your "babydick" which only gets half-hard. That's tough dude, sorry to hear about it. Maybe, if you stop talking shit to the people who make the world turn, your little dick might grow into something a woman could appreciate. ------.
deliverator
06-24-2008 09:00 AM
Originally Posted by m2cupcar
(Post 275142)
The exterior was a mix of glass, plywood and fibreglass while a couple of canteen chairs could be found in the quirky interior.
Wow, it's funny how history repeats itself. That text also exactly describes hustler's Miata.
hustler
06-24-2008 09:03 AM
Originally Posted by deliverator
(Post 275144)
Wow, it's funny how history repeats itself. That text also exactly describes hustler's Miata.
My car is actually one of the nicest, cleanest miatas I've seen. Keep talking shit motherfucker. You might just end up strapped to a board with water in your face. Remember, its coercion.
Doppelgänger
06-24-2008 09:15 AM
Originally Posted by deliverator
(Post 275144)
Wow, it's funny how history repeats itself. That text also exactly describes hustler's Miata.
Hustler wouldn't spend the money on plywood.... he actually used presswood/particle board along with some of those folding camping chairs.
hustler
06-24-2008 09:22 AM
http://www.aronline.co.uk/images/townshustler_01.jpg
You losers may talk shit about the car that set the benchmark for players across the world. Notice, this pimp has a remarkably attractive bird at the wheel, obviously submitting to his masculinity, and her desire to please and facilitate her man. Obviously this ganxter keeps a strong pimp-hand, and his bitch is happy to obey his command.
Doppelgänger
06-24-2008 09:24 AM
searching my name returned more LOLege than yours.
Just out of curiosity......whats with so many of you guys on here obsessing over cat pictures as avatars or thread jack related pictures? Seems kinda odd....
