picked up a 44oz mountain dew today
 

So i left for lunch and had a bad ass bowl of baked potato soup. i added kettle chips to it to make it a little crunch and man that was a grate idea. i was very good. i recommend going to corner bakery and trying it. so i left corner bakery and was driving back to work and had to stop at a red light, well i didn't have to but it's the law and all. the girl in the car next to me was picking food out of her teeth.

so on the way back to work i stopped at race trac and got a 44 oz mountain dew because i thought that was a good idea, but I'm a dumb ass as this thread shows so who knows, I'm just going to go with it. needless to say i have finished 1/3 of it and gone to take a piss 2 times now. i think my co works think i have a bladder problem now.

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last time i drank MD, I couldn't get to sleep that night, stayed up all night watching TV, and then the next day I work I felt like I was still on a stimulant.

this was about 3 weeks ago, at quiznos.

Thank you for sharing.

44 oz of Mountain Dew contains 605 calories, 275 mg of sodium, 170.5 grams of sugar, and 201.666 mg of caffeine.

I bet you feel good, don't you.

I think if people realized how bad soda is for their teeth alone they would stop drinking it.

However, the natural coke of mexico at costco is the best shit ever.

I miss mountain dew. Started counting calories about a month ago. Not worth the wasted calories.

Kool story bro

Holy shit, that's just insane. I really hope you don't finish that.
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I've been told it's awesome with capt. morgan's

Mountain Dew is for pussies
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yes


i have 10 cases of throwback at home and my teeth will be fake in a few years.

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what with all the cgi up in this bitch?

I just showered in mountain dew.

feels good man

Is that a teddy bear on your laptop

pedo-bear
the teddy bear that rapes underage japanese girls

The best part about this thread is the OPs avatar.

For a second, I thought this was a sampling from a Dan Brown novel.

I used to drink those cups of Mtn Dew easily when I was doing warehouse work. Those and those giant tub drinks from KFC....full of Mtn Dew

I used to drink a 2 liter of Mt Dew every day for like 2 years straight.

I still eat a pound of Skittles and Reese's Pieces every week.

Somehow I'm 6'0 170lbs. Metabolism rules.

Do you have any teeth left?

all of em. Just like 8 or 10 cavities and a root canal is all lol

Caffiene has never done much for me in terms of keeping me awake. It gives me the shakes and jitters from hell though.

That laptop is fucking awesome! Pedobear FTW!

How old are you? I said that too until I turned maybe 22, then my metabolism kicked me in the balls and left. I used to eat 3x as much as your typical person, literally, and never gained weight. All through high school I was 5'10-6' and always around 135-140lbs. Last year I was up to 210 at 6', back down to 155lb since I quit eating like that.

I'm 26. I do go to the gym on weekdays so maybe that helps. I might blow up like my dad did in his 30s. But for now I got abs ;D

I'm tryin to get abs. They are there, they are just still shrouded in what little remains of my gut. Still need to get down to 145-150. I'm a small framed guy.

oh you will. I'll bet you also are type 2 diabetic by 35.

I used to drink 32oz for breakfast

good stuff

totally asking for it

:giggle: Yeppers

If you're 6-0, try building a bit of muscle. 6 foot, 150 is anorexic. At 145, you'll have abs like the residents of Auschwitz had abs.

Before I quit smoking, I used to drink coffee like a fiend. 60-80 oz. a day, a little less on weekends. All that caffeine caused my blood pressure to be way high, all the time.

going in for round 2, wish me luck

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This is what real men drink.
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Bring it back you bastards!!!

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Isn't Surge still around in the form of Jolt Cola?

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ummmm no.

i cried the day they stopped production

I cried more the first time I got a Vault....I was told it was re-badged Surge....disappointment is a bitch.

Dood! I drank that stuff till my piss was radioactive Chernobyl yellow.

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lolol

Shower in that shit.

and even worse jolt cola stopped making the good stuff and now makes energy drinks

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Jolt cola was around many years before Surge. Jolt was my late night study tool in college. "all the sugar and twice the caffeine" it was good stuff made with real Cane sugar back then like coke is everywhere else in the world accept the USA.

Bob

Original Jolt tasted like metal...or like stickign your tongue on a 9v battery...I swear.
I miss Mountain Dew MDX as well. It tasted very much like Surge too.

Speaking of radiactive green piss, drink 3-4 Redbulls and it will yield the same results.

So will eating a handful of Vitamin C tablets

you know what i like best about Surge? They introduced us to the wide mouth can!

Baja blast

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Isn't that still only at Taco Bell?

MDX was the best thing since Surge, but Surge was the shit. My fondest memory was the day I drank 3 or 4 20oz bottles, a whole 12 pack of cans, and a part of a 3 liter by myself. :yippee:

This.

And...

I remember there was a website where losers would track down restaurants still offering Surge and buy as much as possible. I remember reading some kid's account of taking a few crosstown buses to fill up empty milk jugs with Surge at a Chinese restaurant that still had it. I don't think it'd be worth traveling more than a few yards for toad ejaculate, but whatever.

I had to Google 44 fl oz.... 1.3L WTF?

Yes, unfortunately.