Plz help
 

Need to take some wheels off a car at the junkyard sooo I need a key to fit the attached picture. Sorry I'm such a fucking moron, but if you help me out I will post naked pictures of WOMEN, REAL WOMEN! :D

PS- I actually do need the tool, the pic is just an example of the lugs on a steelie

They are spline drive lug buts. You can buy a tool from summit racing or pretty much any wheel shop. You may be able to get one at autozone or napa.

I have a socket that tire rack sent me with a set of Kosies years ago, but I'm a little far to stop by and borrow it.

if its at the junk yard, y not just break them off?
ive done it, easy as pie,, bring a big hammer, or something of the kind
and give it one good pound... and bam! u take the wheel right off

vice grips?

I was gonna say vice grips and a big hammer a combination or either one.

deep socket that just doesn't want to slide on the last part and a hammer slam the socket on and take them off

that should do the trick but you might want to bring duplicates of the socket in case of breakage

See if you can get a close enough size socket that you have to hammer on there so its tight and they come off, i dont think vice grips will work if they are tight on. At least your lugs didn't break...