... and cats. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Can you imagine being the poor bastard who designs artificial cat testicles for a living?

"So, how was your day, honey?"

Actually, I just got a great idea. Know anybody who has a jellybean dish sitting on their desk? They're the right shape, the right color, and I'll bet the smaller feline ones are about the right size:

http://neuticles.com/images/neuticleoriginal.jpg http://neuticles.com/images/neuticlenatural.jpg http://neuticles.com/images/neuticleultra.jpg

Never had a better dog. If you have a Pug you already know why. Although the black ones tend to be a bit on the psychotic side, Mandibles of death.

This is Jackson, his mom is a pure bred Pit Bull, dad is a pure bred cocker spaniel, he's 7 months old:

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This is Jordan, got her when i was eight, had to put her down a few months back because of hip problems, german shepard/border collie mix (we think)

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Chloe. Lab/pitt mix.

Ben, That has got to be one of the most disturbing videos I have ever seen :eek5:

This was my puppy, Tiny. For purposes of scale, that red ring is 12 inches in diameter and he's laying down in front of my Mustang dyno. He stood 35 inches at the shoulder... nice yard dog, did a good job of keeping the riff-raff out of the yard.

google: "BME pain olympics"

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Damn you koto. I just spent 3 hours in the shower scrubbing but I cant get clean! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOL @ YOU!!!!

I didn't think you'd actually do it!

Here's my mutt.

He's quite a bit older in the third pic than the first two.

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I want to know exactly how you knew where to go to find video of some dude cutting off his own balls. Kinda fishy...

my dog looks like this.....
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My dog Bogie. He was a rescue dog we got 5 years ago. http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL120.../324067164.jpg

My 17 week old wiener!
 

(Blue and tan dapple Dachshund)
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That Dachshund is epic win, he looks awsome. I love puppies. If only they didn't grow up.

Now imagine that Dachshund with implanted bull testicles.

And Horns? HaHA Satans guard dog!

photoshop illustration? :D

I was joking with my girlfriend about the neuticles and getting large size if we ever got him neutered. haha

It's just a border I made from photobucket. Thought it was funny with the pose.