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Old 03-08-2010, 06:01 PM
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Sorry God. Today I used my new abilities and skill to do something ricer.

I was minding my own business after I left Taco Bell. At the intersection a guy revved his engine after he spotted me. I ignored him. His girl rolled down the passenger window and laughed at me. I thought and then . I put the clutch in then bang bang bang bang bang. Dirt and **** came out of the side skirts on their car I . When the light turned green the man took off weaving through traffic and ****. All for nothing by the way, he got another red light. My bad.

p.s. Lately I've noticed people "trying" me more than usual. Give me the strength.
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Old 03-08-2010, 06:05 PM
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Take care of it *****, and videotaped it.
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Old 03-08-2010, 06:17 PM
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When the tune is worthy. I might defy a bitch.
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What was he driving? If it was an orange supra with a body kit, you woulda been hosed.
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Dear God,

If I was truly created in your image, then I am God.

Thank you.
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Nothing makes me feel better than someone revving at me or trying to act cool to impress me, with me knowing that they are wasting their time revving at a 100whp basically stock Miata. They speed away with a mean mug, and I just drive away like I never noticed them.
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Old 03-08-2010, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
Nothing makes me feel better than someone revving at me or trying to act cool to impress me, with me knowing that they are wasting their time revving at a 100whp basically stock Miata. They speed away with a mean mug, and I just drive away like I never noticed them.
You need to do something about that
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Originally Posted by Cspence
You need to do something about that
In time. I guess it is sort of false advertisement having the MT sticker on the rear glass, and a roll bar, which we all know makes everyone think you drive a raw ******* race car!!! RACE CAR!!!
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I am doing something about mine when i take a little leave...... MWuahaha ha.
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My car doesn't attract ANY attention whatsoever. Maybe it's the faded paint on half the car?
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Originally Posted by Braineack
Dear God,

If I was truly created in your image, then I am God.

Thank you.

Wow.
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Originally Posted by localtech
Wow.
did it make so much sense it blew your mind? You continue living in fear; I'll continue creating, inventing, and manipulating.
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Originally Posted by chicksdigmiatas
What was he driving? If it was an orange supra with a body kit, you woulda been hosed.
Seriously you never said what was the other guy driving.
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
In time. I guess it is sort of false advertisement having the MT sticker on the rear glass, and a roll bar, which we all know makes everyone think you drive a raw ******* race car!!! RACE CAR!!!
I am so afraid of being a poser/ricer that I won't make any significant appearance mods until I have a significant power increase to back it up. All show and no go is for pussies. It always has been. Spend your first dollar on engine management and a turbo and not on rimzz and stance and led washer squirterz.
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by buffon01
Seriously you never said what was the other guy driving.
It was a Jeep SRT-8. That **** would smoke the f out of me. Well until I get my radiator!
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Originally Posted by turotufas
It was a Jeep SRT-8. That **** would smoke the f out of me. Well until I get my radiator!
Yep, those things get out of the hole VERY fast.
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the Care Bears taught me two things:
1) god is not real
2) sharing means caring
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sharing doesn't mean caring if it means that you'll go into ruins.
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So there's God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.
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