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The next version is designed to deal more directly with hindrances to performing the objective. It will strike the human in the ********* then grab him by the neck and slam his head repeatedly against the floor then resume opening the door.
I wish it wasn't the inevitable truth.
On a lighter note:
Last edited by sixshooter; 02-22-2018 at 07:14 AM.
When working in Montreal, I went to a workmate's place for dinner one evening and he warned me that his girlfriend's cat was an arsehole.
It was winter so when I got there, I took off my shoes when I got inside and was introduced to his girlfriend who then went back to the kitchen since she was cooking.
While standing in the living room, the cat came straight up to me and started clawing at my feet, through my socks.
With a sweeping motion of my right foot, I sent the cat sliding across the polished wooden floor and crashing into the corner wall.
The cat disappeared for the rest of the night and Brian and I never mentioned the incident to Genevieve.
I love animals but some cats are just arseholes and need to be dealt with as such!
02-22-2018, 06:41 AM
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