The AI-generated cat pictures thread
08-22-2011, 01:37 AM
#3582
From your dads FB page...
"I'm thinking about making a ****, I'll call it 'Rosetta Bone' and I just bang chicks that speak foreign languages. What do you think?"
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hedo-Rick/146373688734385
"I'm thinking about making a ****, I'll call it 'Rosetta Bone' and I just bang chicks that speak foreign languages. What do you think?"
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hedo-Rick/146373688734385
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08-22-2011, 02:22 AM
#3583
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: TX
Posts: 335
Total Cats: 5
You sure about that? It took Trey and a troop of snow monkeys about 7 hours to get one ******* USB-serial adapter to work on my Win 7 ma-cheen.
But overall, yeah, Win 7 is pretty decent... sure as hell beats the **** out of paying $3000 for a fancy MacBook Pro.
And to think... I had dreams and aspirations of going back to Apple... until I realized that I could buy a decent Miata (or three FB RX-7s, or an IROC Camaro, or a raggedy 5.0 Stang, or a nice used MP62 blower, etc etc etc) for the price of a fancy-pants MacBook. ****.
But overall, yeah, Win 7 is pretty decent... sure as hell beats the **** out of paying $3000 for a fancy MacBook Pro.
And to think... I had dreams and aspirations of going back to Apple... until I realized that I could buy a decent Miata (or three FB RX-7s, or an IROC Camaro, or a raggedy 5.0 Stang, or a nice used MP62 blower, etc etc etc) for the price of a fancy-pants MacBook. ****.
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08-22-2011, 02:38 AM
#3584
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: TX
Posts: 335
Total Cats: 5
You've got one of the finest looking pooches I've ever seen. Sounds like he's squared away and knows WTF is up. My dog Molly knows what's up, but she clearly rules the roost. And I let her have her way - she's 10 now, and she's the baby, and that's that.
I've always wanted a Lab but I can't deal with long-legged dogs. Seriously. Molly's brother looks like a Pit-Lab mix - long-legged and manly and ****. He's a supremely intelligent ******, and extremely strong, but he can't swim to save his life. Yes, he's one of the best dogs I've ever been around, but goddammit he likes to get out and paint the town red. Molly, even though she's going blind, can swim like a ******* otter - and that's been proven in my parents' swimming pool... by accident... at night... bless her little heart.
If I could clone Molly, I would make 10 copies in a heartbeat... she's the sweetest animal ever imagined. Period.
One of these days I might get a kitteh... but I'm not real sure about that yet...
I've always wanted a Lab but I can't deal with long-legged dogs. Seriously. Molly's brother looks like a Pit-Lab mix - long-legged and manly and ****. He's a supremely intelligent ******, and extremely strong, but he can't swim to save his life. Yes, he's one of the best dogs I've ever been around, but goddammit he likes to get out and paint the town red. Molly, even though she's going blind, can swim like a ******* otter - and that's been proven in my parents' swimming pool... by accident... at night... bless her little heart.
If I could clone Molly, I would make 10 copies in a heartbeat... she's the sweetest animal ever imagined. Period.
One of these days I might get a kitteh... but I'm not real sure about that yet...
Last edited by trickyrix; 08-22-2011 at 03:04 AM.
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08-22-2011, 03:18 PM
#3595
Boost Czar
iTrader: (62)
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Chantilly, VA
Posts: 79,490
Total Cats: 4,079
http://austin.craigslist.org/wri/2555621256.html
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To apply, please send your resume to the email address above.
Due to the volume of applications we receive for our job postings, we are unable to respond personally to telephone inquiries regarding the status of an application. Only candidates being considered for interview will be contacted at this time.
BioWare is searching for an Off-Site Community Representative to support the upcoming MMO Star Wars™: The Old Republic™. The successful candidate will assist with the day-to-day operational activities surrounding the reporting and administering of the Star Wars: The Old Republic online community. In-depth knowledge of the massively multiplayer online gaming community and experience in dealing with online communities are key success factors for this position.
This position will be located offsite, so candidates must have the ability to work from home. This is a temporary, full-time position and can last for up to 12 months.
PRIMARY RESPONSIBILITIES
• Promote a user-friendly environment on community message boards.
• Enforcement of the official website Rules and Guidelines.
• Maintain a neutral, unbiased presence on the official website while addressing user issues.
• Document all customer interactions and issues.
• Assists other members of the community team with community-related tasks.
QUALIFICATIONS
• Prior experience in the administration and/or moderation of an online message board
• Must have excellent verbal and written communication skills
• Knowledge of Internet message-board browsing, use, and etiquette
• Strong customer service ethic
• Must have the ability to work with a minimum of direct supervision
• Ability to work collaboratively in a team environment
• Demonstrated initiative and positive spirit in a rapidly changing environment
• Must be able to work from home; full and part-time positions available
• Scheduling flexibility including weekend and holiday hours
To apply, please send your resume to the email address above.
Due to the volume of applications we receive for our job postings, we are unable to respond personally to telephone inquiries regarding the status of an application. Only candidates being considered for interview will be contacted at this time.
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08-22-2011, 09:07 PM
#3600
I just had that feeling today. . .that something was going to happen. . .
At first, another driver and I were forced onto the shoulder, before getting on the highway, by a girl staring at the phone on her lap. She rolled halfway into our lane. Then this jackass came along swerving in and out with very little sense of control of the car. When he wanted to swerve lanes, he'd swerve back and forth first...you can see a little of that in the video. Meth maybe?
At first, another driver and I were forced onto the shoulder, before getting on the highway, by a girl staring at the phone on her lap. She rolled halfway into our lane. Then this jackass came along swerving in and out with very little sense of control of the car. When he wanted to swerve lanes, he'd swerve back and forth first...you can see a little of that in the video. Meth maybe?
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