Isn't that nice of them. Here, read and memorize this, THEN we may give you a cup of rice. Those peddlers of bullshit **** me off so much. It's not enough to be lunatics themselves, they have to go around the world forcing it on the poor, hungry and weak people of 3rd world countries.
They are predators, preying on the weak. "fine I will believe in your God, if you give me some food. What the hell is faith?"
Are you shltting me!? I'd go fire bomb said fat cat's car and spraypaint "Butt hurt dusche" on his house. Seriously! WTF? That would litterally send me over the edge. I can't believe there were actually police involved. I'm bout to peace out of this country and move to Europe.
I am dead serious.
And it did not take place in the US.
I am in Istanbul, Turkey.
And, get this: The actual law they are basing their complaint on reads something to the tune of hate speech, ridiculing religion, instilling hatred in the society, inciting animosity, and so on... It's incredible.
I gave them about an hour's worth of Godless Commie's finest... As much as I wanted to declare war and run to to the hills with my rightful stand on the issue, I left them mesmerized with just the right dose of demagogy, served with a dressing of vague and circular reasoning.
Am I proud? Not really. Am I enjoying my freedom as we speak? Oh, yes.
In keeping with the theme at hand, I was summoned to the police headquarters to submit a statement, and my defense for posting a single sentence in a forum.
Turns out someone got offended and filed a lawsuit. A very influential, fatcat kinda someone.
The single sentence I had written was "God is Santa Claus for adults."
Is this true? I hope not, but it makes me appreciate the rights I have.