The AI-generated cat pictures thread
08-16-2018, 04:35 PM
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Who knew that failed brakes would lock up the tires, then straighten out the car after the impact with the Mazda in front of it.
*The official line was brake failure, the "real" story is apparently a throttle stuck/jammed wide open.
*The official line was brake failure, the "real" story is apparently a throttle stuck/jammed wide open.
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08-17-2018, 11:22 AM
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I'm working on an "email blast" for the Style Guide Improvement Team (SGIT) at work. As I was looking for something to liven up a fairly dry topic, I ran across this funny grammar joke that's not really appropriate to send out in email in a multi-billion dollar company.
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08-17-2018, 03:37 PM
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My body is nothing but a homogeneous mixture of jello and pain right now. But it was a hell of an amazing broadcast.
I am so very happy that this week is finally over.
I am so very happy that this week is finally over.
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08-17-2018, 04:34 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/new...cid=spartanntp
A report filed by Jim Brown, driver of the van, indicates he and two other people were taking the van to an airport employee barbecue. The Springfield News-Leader obtained the report through a Sunshine Law request.
"I decided that due to the time limitations we would cross the runway in order to make it in time," Brown wrote in his report.
A report filed by Jim Brown, driver of the van, indicates he and two other people were taking the van to an airport employee barbecue. The Springfield News-Leader obtained the report through a Sunshine Law request.
"I decided that due to the time limitations we would cross the runway in order to make it in time," Brown wrote in his report.
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08-17-2018, 05:06 PM
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Can't speak for whatever airport he works at, but where I am its forbidden to cross any of the runways. As in, you cross the red lines, you find somewhere else to work.
Might be different for a smaller airport though, looks like its only a two runway gig with very spread out services.
Might be different for a smaller airport though, looks like its only a two runway gig with very spread out services.
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08-17-2018, 05:16 PM
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Where's homeland insecurity when you need them? Probably confiscating fingernail clippers.
Joe, is the selfie a photo of you with the son of the former Palm Beach County Public Works employee, or is that an imposter?
Joe, is the selfie a photo of you with the son of the former Palm Beach County Public Works employee, or is that an imposter?
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