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09-28-2015, 01:41 PM
Only 139k miles, Velocity Red paint, 17" Racing Hart wheels, Torsen.
Clean title, Sold AS-IS.
CASH ONLY, NO TRADES
Looking to sell this MSM AS-IS. Has lots of Zoom-Zoom bits.
Mishimoto aluminum radiator
Turbo Smart blow-off valve
T3/T4 hybrid turbo
Large front mount intercooler
Custom cold and hot side hard pipes
Full 3" exhaust from downpipe to muffler
Tein springs
New Robbins soft top
And some other stuff I'm forgetting at the moment.
Runs and drives like a Miata do. Top up or down. Get some fun in the sun before winter.
What are you waiting for? This could be YOUR future drift missle Honda boi. RWD + turbo + LSD, what more do you want? How about a 6 speed manual? 6 gears for you to row through as you pass your old, slow, SOHC Honda friends. S2K what? Shut the **** up. I said turbo, not some nutless wonder til it hits 6k.
Not a drifter? Not a problem. Slap on some Hoosiers bro, track day bro, because racecar bro.
Is it perfect? Hell no. But how else are you going to afford a RWD turbo car otherwise? Try to slap a turbo on your girlfriend's V6 Mustang? Quit playing, *****, you ain't doing that. Take this for what it is. Yes, it comes with the front bumper. Side and rear tupperware panels too, for dat OEM bodykit bizness.
Again, sold AS-IS. Not my fault if you blow it up a week later from turning the boost up like some rabid, power hungry jackass. Don't get your panties in a bunch because redneck Joe outruns you in his bro-dozer or mullet Mustang. You'll be passing them in the corners and on the on/off ramps soon enough.
Worried about what your friends will think if you buy a Miata? Not a problem, they already think you're gay anyways. And at least with a Miata, everyone will stop asking what you're compensating for.
Can't afford $4,555? Can't transfer some foodstamps into cash at your local corner? Make a damn offer, worst I can say is no... well, more like **** no, you broke *** *****. And don't give me any of that, "I just need to sell blah, blah, blah, then I'll have the money." We both know that's bullshit.
CASH ONLY, NO TRADES. But I know some of you are illiterate and will offer some shitty bike or Honda anyways. That's OK, I'm sure your mother only dropped you on your head once and your daddy only beat you a few times.
Think this ad is a joke? Need/want more info? Call or text me fool. Lets make this car yours, and your cash mine.
Clean title, Sold AS-IS.
CASH ONLY, NO TRADES
Looking to sell this MSM AS-IS. Has lots of Zoom-Zoom bits.
Mishimoto aluminum radiator
Turbo Smart blow-off valve
T3/T4 hybrid turbo
Large front mount intercooler
Custom cold and hot side hard pipes
Full 3" exhaust from downpipe to muffler
Tein springs
New Robbins soft top
And some other stuff I'm forgetting at the moment.
Runs and drives like a Miata do. Top up or down. Get some fun in the sun before winter.
What are you waiting for? This could be YOUR future drift missle Honda boi. RWD + turbo + LSD, what more do you want? How about a 6 speed manual? 6 gears for you to row through as you pass your old, slow, SOHC Honda friends. S2K what? Shut the **** up. I said turbo, not some nutless wonder til it hits 6k.
Not a drifter? Not a problem. Slap on some Hoosiers bro, track day bro, because racecar bro.
Is it perfect? Hell no. But how else are you going to afford a RWD turbo car otherwise? Try to slap a turbo on your girlfriend's V6 Mustang? Quit playing, *****, you ain't doing that. Take this for what it is. Yes, it comes with the front bumper. Side and rear tupperware panels too, for dat OEM bodykit bizness.
Again, sold AS-IS. Not my fault if you blow it up a week later from turning the boost up like some rabid, power hungry jackass. Don't get your panties in a bunch because redneck Joe outruns you in his bro-dozer or mullet Mustang. You'll be passing them in the corners and on the on/off ramps soon enough.
Worried about what your friends will think if you buy a Miata? Not a problem, they already think you're gay anyways. And at least with a Miata, everyone will stop asking what you're compensating for.
Can't afford $4,555? Can't transfer some foodstamps into cash at your local corner? Make a damn offer, worst I can say is no... well, more like **** no, you broke *** *****. And don't give me any of that, "I just need to sell blah, blah, blah, then I'll have the money." We both know that's bullshit.
CASH ONLY, NO TRADES. But I know some of you are illiterate and will offer some shitty bike or Honda anyways. That's OK, I'm sure your mother only dropped you on your head once and your daddy only beat you a few times.
Think this ad is a joke? Need/want more info? Call or text me fool. Lets make this car yours, and your cash mine.
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