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Old 11-03-2011, 04:39 PM
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Since I think the bible is written by humans with good imaginations, i'm not inclined to raise my kids based on its words--but that's another thread.

I think there is a fine line in discipline with The Hand. You've crossed it when it leaves a lasting scar either physically or emotionally. A few spankings or some arm grabbing in the mall is pretty typical today or when I was a kid. lashings with a belt until you break your kids will is totally unnecessary.

The thing is this... chances are if you raised your kids well, you likely wont need to resort to that belt. And if they're defective children and you feel that's the only way to control them, it probably wont work anyway and it wont teach them anything productive either.

And if your father peed on your naked *** before he whipped you with his belt, then you'll just come on a forum and brag about how big and smokey your truck is.
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Originally Posted by y8s
Since I think the bible is written by humans with good imaginations, i'm not inclined to raise my kids based on its words--but that's another thread.
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Old 11-03-2011, 04:56 PM
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Kid makes a break for it while being interviewed by a cop regarding a series of candy thefts (?!). Ends up jumping from roof to roof while trying to escape. Hilarity ensues.

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Originally Posted by y8s
And if your father peed on your naked *** before he whipped you with his belt...
LOL
I thought the same thing when he posted his comment.
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
Possibly NSFW


"Judge William Adams beats daughter for downloading pirate games and lying."
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Originally Posted by rmcelwee
Fixed...
Yarrr, ye bettar not be downloadin tha booty, nor tryin to hornswaggle me... you punk *** kid!
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
"Judge William Adams beats daughter for using the internet"
I'd do her.
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Rather unusually, a covered wagon rolled up in front of our building yesterday morning (Hudson St in downtown Manhattan) and two people dressed in period costume started handing out coffee.

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Originally Posted by y8s
Since I think the bible is written by humans with good imaginations, i'm not inclined to raise my kids based on its words--but that's another thread.

I think there is a fine line in discipline with The Hand. You've crossed it when it leaves a lasting scar either physically or emotionally. A few spankings or some arm grabbing in the mall is pretty typical today or when I was a kid. lashings with a belt until you break your kids will is totally unnecessary.

The thing is this... chances are if you raised your kids well, you likely wont need to resort to that belt. And if they're defective children and you feel that's the only way to control them, it probably wont work anyway and it wont teach them anything productive either.

And if your father peed on your naked *** before he whipped you with his belt, then you'll just come on a forum and brag about how big and smokey your truck is.
Oddly, I'm inclined to agree with you on a few of your points, but I'd also like to point out that how I see children acting in public these days.. My father would've beat the **** out of me had I acted in the deplorable fashion which seems acceptable these days. The parenting has completely failed generations since I was a child and I truly believe it will be a significant contribution to the severe downfall of society in general. When I was younger my public actions were NEVER anything remotely like kids I see these days, and if they were my father would have seriously beat my ******* ***. Would like to think his disciplinary tactics of putting the fear of god him
in me actually worked, and made me a well rounded individual.

Also, tell me whats the deal with people living well below the poverty line with 10 ******* kids, especially in the Mexican culture? Significant portion of their children seem just as well behaved in public..


That's just my opinion though.
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Segal-style sweet greased slickback hair turning into ponytail... check.
Popped collar and leather ****-me-pants on Kathy Griffin (retarded version) lookalike... check.
Crazy huge picking up signals from space radar dish ears... check.
Awesome 80's space backdrop... check.
Fully buttoned up flower print rayon shirt... check.
Quadruple pleat, no belt, double loop, zipper down, brown slacks... check.


And finally.
Cat bunghole... check.
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:21 PM
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No pics found yet but I had to share:

On the trackday at Sebring on October 1-2 when I was there with NASA they had a big clubroadster get together at the track both days. The clubroadster guys got to do a paced parade lap during the lunch break each day. I was just reading about the event on the NASA-FL forum and apparently one of the clubroadster guys spun off the track into the grass at turn 10 during the parade lap and got stuck out there while everybody else from the CR group paraded by.




Apparently they really believe that slammed cars with stretched tires corner well.

I found it briefly referenced here on the local Miata site:http://www.tampabaymiatas.net/forum/...&hilit=sebring
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Sam, I'm going to be totally honest here... I met my childhood hero Erik Estrada...

So, with that as perspective, please understand the gravity of my words when I say that you have a cooler job than I do.
Dude, I don't know... kickin' it with Ponch is definitely on my bucket list... maybe we tie?
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lol!

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Old 11-03-2011, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by elesjuan
Also, tell me whats the deal with people living well below the poverty line with 10 ******* kids, especially in the Mexican culture? Significant portion of their children seem just as well behaved in public..
Because there parents threaten to call INS on them if they misbehave?
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
Because there parents threaten to call INS on them if they misbehave?
Well.. the was supposed to indicate sarcasm. They're on the same uncontrolled level as every other child I see tearing apart a convenience store..
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Originally Posted by elesjuan
Oddly, I'm inclined to agree with you on a few of your points, but I'd also like to point out that how I see children acting in public these days.. My father would've beat the **** out of me had I acted in the deplorable fashion which seems acceptable these days. The parenting has completely failed generations since I was a child and I truly believe it will be a significant contribution to the severe downfall of society in general. When I was younger my public actions were NEVER anything remotely like kids I see these days, and if they were my father would have seriously beat my ******* ***. Would like to think his disciplinary tactics of putting the fear of god him
in me actually worked, and made me a well rounded individual.

Also, tell me whats the deal with people living well below the poverty line with 10 ******* kids, especially in the Mexican culture? Significant portion of their children seem just as well behaved in public..


That's just my opinion though.
If I fucked up, I got whipped, and If I was told I was getting a whipping and didnt listen, I got it even worse. I think the worlds gone soft thats why we have so manuy **** heads running around with no manners or respect, or any idea how to behave. I look back at my friends and the ones who got the **** whipped out of them when they messed up are well behaved and the ones who did whatever they want and talked back still act like little ********.

My mom told me something one time and I backed talked her and without even hesitating she slapped the **** out of me. Last time I back talked her.

Its made me a better person, I wish more parents whipped their kids.
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Originally Posted by elesjuan
Well.. the was supposed to indicate sarcasm. They're on the same uncontrolled level as every other child I see tearing apart a convenience store..
I make joke
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
I make joke
I fail, lol..
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