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Clos561 10-31-2011 07:47 PM
scared my gf this morning
 
we carpool to school, it was my turn to drive. it rained last night so the roads were wet. turning onto the on ramp i floored it in second got sideways and shifted into 3rd still burning out. it was awesome and i think she shit her pants a little...plus my car has ewg vta so it just makes everything i do extra dramatic

ThatGuy85 10-31-2011 07:52 PM
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/68/coolstory.jpg

Clos561 10-31-2011 07:55 PM
i wear that when i drive with the top down.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 10-31-2011 07:59 PM
http://fortheloveofcookies.files.wor...pg?w=500&h=406

Ben 10-31-2011 09:16 PM
THIS GUY did it better.

thirdgen 10-31-2011 09:21 PM
Originally Posted by ThatGuy85 (Post 790376)
Looks like a sick miata bra to me!

curly 10-31-2011 10:01 PM
I love it when my gf shits her pants. So hot.

Seefo 10-31-2011 10:13 PM
haha, shitty underpants gf = no good. next time drop her off after the exit ramp and leave.

Clos561 10-31-2011 10:26 PM
Originally Posted by Ben (Post 790405)
THIS GUY did it better.
sooo funny lol

pusha 10-31-2011 11:01 PM
pics of your gf so I can decide whether or not her poop is OK

NA6C-Guy 10-31-2011 11:05 PM
Originally Posted by curly (Post 790435)
I love it when my gf shits her pants. So hot.
Oh wow. For some reason this really got me to laughing pretty hard.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 10-31-2011 11:12 PM
Nudes. NOW.

karter74 10-31-2011 11:29 PM
See if you drove sideways more often, instead of shitting herself, she would be giggling because she would know you're way too much of a baller to run out of talent.

ThatGuy85 11-01-2011 09:04 AM
Originally Posted by karter74 (Post 790486)
See if you drove sideways more often, instead of shitting herself, she would be giggling because she would know you're way too much of a baller to run out of talent.
Yeah, show that bitch how to drift. Bitches love drifting.

hustler 11-01-2011 09:23 AM
My GF fainted in the passenger seat at Harris Hill Road a year ago, I was a little nervous. lol

Seefo 11-01-2011 09:32 AM
Originally Posted by hustler (Post 790569)
My GF fainted in the passenger seat at Harris Hill Road a year ago, I was a little nervous. lol

video or it didn't happen! jk, but that would be a little creepy.

Bond 11-01-2011 11:21 AM
Originally Posted by hustler (Post 790569)
My GF fainted in the passenger seat at Harris Hill Road a year ago, I was a little nervous. lol
Now tell me what happens when she sees your elephant trunk.

jeff_man 11-01-2011 02:49 PM
Originally Posted by hustler (Post 790569)
My GF fainted in the passenger seat at Harris Hill Road a year ago, I was a little nervous. lol
Must have been driving someone else's car

pusha 11-01-2011 03:41 PM
I love how fagggot OP has avoided this thread because people are calling him out.

Clos561 11-01-2011 07:27 PM
what else am i supposed to say? lol i just wanted to share that my gf got scared. its bs, thats why its in the bs section.

chpmnsws6 11-01-2011 08:14 PM
Originally Posted by ThatGuy85 (Post 790376)
Little boobs....

pusha 11-01-2011 08:33 PM
Originally Posted by Clos561 (Post 790858)
what else am i supposed to say? lol i just wanted to share that my gf got scared. its bs, thats why its in the bs section.
yo, pics of your girl

dstn2bdoa 11-01-2011 08:50 PM
Originally Posted by Ben (Post 790405)
THIS GUY did it better.
She was hot.

Kinda funny how she tried to kick him as she was falling out of the bed.


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