I would appreciate if we could get this thread back on topic, where everyone is heaping lavish praise upon me and telling me what a cool guy I am. Further exploration of the Chuck Norris theme would also be acceptable.

Thank you.

You're wierd. Feel better now?

So much cock sucking in here my gaydar just shorted out
We should all fuck

I've thoroughly enjoyed a lot of Joe's recent posts.

And yes, searching under his name is usually the quickest, and most accurate, way to find what you need to know when your hands are grubby and you need to get back out to the garage.