SlideRuler, Need your help!
 

I have a rather unusual problem, and I don't feel I have anywhere to turn but your expertise in the matter. I'm a 28 years old man who's been married for 4 years now. The issue is, I am bi-sexual and have known for quite some time. My quandary is, about a month ago I responded to a posting on Craigslist. It was from an older gentleman who, like myself, is bi and was looking for some discrete fun. In responding to the ad, I sent a faceless picture of myseld with a shirt on. He responded back to me with some pictures, that were a bit more graphic, and a phone number. It was the cell phone number of my wife's dad! My Father-in- Law!!! Once I realized it was him, I never responded back to him. I received several e-mails subsequently asking me what was going on and if I was still interested. However, not only did he e-mail me from his personal e-mail address, stupidly, he used a joint one with my mother-in-law.

Fast-forward a few weeks. My mother-in-law was checking e-mail and somehow found the exchange between him and myself. Obviously, and justifiably, she has become hysterical. She found the e-mail that I sent to him (from an anonymous e-mail account) that had my picture. It gets worse; she told my wife and her sister and brother, and they are trying to figure out who this guy is, who "Seduced" dad. At this point, I am freaking out, as my wife is wanting to see my picture, but her mother has not shown it to her yet.

Do I bite the bullet and let the cat out of the bag that I am the two-home home wrecker, or should I let my wife and in-laws continue to play detective? I feel such guilt as my wife cries on my shoulder as she tells me the developments everyday. I know you have expertise in this department when you told your girlfriend you smoke cock, so I thought I'd ask you for advice.

You should definitely fuck every single person in her family, including the dog.
that is the only option. slideruler will confirm my reasoning

lmao
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sounds like a two-family orgy is the only solution.

You sound like a refined Hustler. Fuck'em all. Poll anyone?

is the dad hot? that will determine many things.

*note, for some reason when you said you were bi in the first sentence i deleted you from my msn*

If he dies in Battlefield BC2, I'm not healing him... :giggle:

I don't know why my name is in this title, and I told myself after yesterday's minimalist interior misnomer that I wouldn't post anymore until I had something worthwhile to say...

but I don't really have expertise on this topic. They're going to find out eventually, so you might as well just come clean. If this is even serious. I can't tell. Just please don't ban me. I'm not posting anymore until I have a problem that you guys can solve, or until I have something to contribute.

edit: wtf is with my avatar? Please change it.

:hahano: :hahano: :hahano:

Read the first post and made my way down. Laughing my ass off when I saw SlideRuler's avatar! Then I make my way back up and see Brain's avatar! Damn my abs hurt from laughing.

I'm lolling. No really, I literally am.

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cmon guys, dont ban him, HES GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO lol

http://www.leetergesen.com/images/ww...etraining2.jpg

I'm gone for a few months and come back to this??


:inout:


:laugh:

Epic....
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Semenmaster will only confirm that only the dog will need fucking. He may even help you with which positions work best.

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God

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3170/...72d71d5e6b.jpg

I had to fucking quote this shit.

Did you really just fucking post/say that? REALLY? How fucking retarded are you? I bet you'd try hanging yourself with a 8ft rope in a room with a 9ft ceiling :bang:

I bet right about now you have no clue what I am talking about too. I'll give you a hint...because you'll never figure it out on your own.... it's called deleting text ...just like how you were able to click on the edit button and add text....guess what else you can do when "editing" a post...


Jesus H Chrysler...You fail more than Baffon's spider sense of water depth :laugh: You fail more than Mouglie putting stop leak in his oil. You fail more than freeze dried water.

please press "control" "alt" and "del" on your keyboard two times in a row and never come back.






(i movea dis posting heres to keep serious thread serious)

I had something really good to say but I lost it when I fell off the coutch and hit my head from laughing so fucking hard. Where the fuck am I and who are hell are you guys anyway?

And why am I naked from the waist down? WTF!?!

lol, yep it's about that time.