So....this cant be a scammer....right...right?
 

I put up an autotrader ad for my miata a couple days ago and first i get a text asking about it (i thought who the hell texts on something like this, but whatever). So I email him my photobucket link to all my miata pictures and send him the full mod list/quarks of the car/maintenance info etc.

And today i get this....

John Mikel,
Department of Motor Vehicles
CPD Information Services Branch
PO Box 942890
Sacramento, CA 94393
Thanks for the email. Please I have a client who is very much interested in buying your Vehicle. He happened to budget for a Vehicle last time and unfortunately it was sold. I have discussed with him and he has agreed that he will be willing to have the Vehicle shipped to Canada upon reaching an agreement with you.
Please I have Some Questions to Ask:
1) Is the engine in perfect condition?
2) How often do you service the Vehicle?
3) send pictures for my client viewing.
4) Are you the owners?
5) If yes, for how long did you use Vehicle?
6)Finally At what price are you willing to sell this
Vehicle to Us ...Bottom price.
Below is my client's information
Mac Schneider,
454 2nd RD E,
Stoney Creek,
ontario L8J 2X9.
Phone Number (206)3331252



ughh...anyone have cinderblocks.txt for me to send back to him?

ignore it.

lol too late, my reply.....


Please don't waste my fucking time with endless emails. This is a plain old Miata, for fuck sake. You don't need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using this fucking thing as daily driver. That's what its for, you fucking idiots. Now listen, we're all busy people here. You want the car? Come get the fucking car and give me $9500. How fucking hard is that? You don't have to tell me where you're driving. I don't give a fuck. I'm not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don't give a fuck. I just want to get this fucking thing off my property. So if you want it, get the fuck over here with some money and take it. The next fucking moron that emails me with "I'm autocrossing and blah blah blah, and was wondering if..." The answer is NO. Come get the fucking car and do it yourself. If I wanted to race it, don't you think I'd be doing it myself instead of fucking selling it? What the fuck is wrong with you people? The next one of you fucking jackasses that emails me with some sob-story bullshit is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list.

:rofl: Not sure if anyone remembers a thread where some kids got revenge on some stupid little kid by putting up prostitution adds with his phone # and address.

Although I think your response should keep him from bothering you again. Unless hes already on the mailing list...

The address is legit and is 2 hours away from my house. Tell him if he wants it he can pay me in cash, then I will send you the funds. :) He will probably bail out!