So I bought a Lambo
 

Finally got it, crashed it though 2 hours after texting everyone I had it. Sad part is I flipped it and it landed in Lake Ontario.

Insurance says no problem.

Rick for president.

:giggle:

pics or ban

they will be released shortly.

Seriously?

We need to see a US birth certificate first.

I am an Canadian American Citizen.

Word on the street is that he shape-shifts... does that count?

I present you Lake Ontario. The final resting place for my Lambo.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...8&d=1304358115

:bowrofl: I get it! Took me too long I'm afraid.

This thread is EPIC!
Rick, you are a genius!

I saw a picture of his Lambo, but it was photochopped.

don't get it...i'm a re-tard.

makes two of us

EDIT : oic now

AHEM!! Obama bin Ladden!!

In for youtube post from Jalopnik... :bowrofl:

someone send me a pm...I can see my IQ dropping...still don't get it

Obama bin laden... I got that.
Lake ontario and lambo... don't quite get it...

PS...I'm Canadian and voted today :)

EDIT: GOT IT

Already leaking out... :giggle:

1: The US says "We killed Bin Laden!"
2: Everyone says "kewl, d00d."
3: The US says "Oh, and also, we threw his body into the ocean so you can't see it. You just have to trust us."
4: The conspiracy theorists say "Ah! You're trying to trick us. You never killed Bin Laden."

(time passes)

5: Rick says "I bought a Lambo. But I flipped it into a large lake so you can't see it."
6: MT says "Lolz!"
7: Preluding is confused and asks for someone to explain it.

I heard it was actually a miata with lambo doors.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fKux43-_yf...da-Miata-1.gif

Your sneakiness overwhelms me... :bowrofl:

Thank you for enlighting my slow mind... :bowrofl:

It suddenly makes perfect sense!

Awesome hahahahahha

this deserves a kitty gif

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...if?w=360&h=204

Turtle beak? full of kitty fur FTW! The slo-mo was lol-worthy.

I really like this. Any idea whether or not it's compatible with my NASCAR door bars?

The point here is: Rick has no lambo.

After 10 years Rick got Lambo only to lose it in a small ocean called Lake Ontario.

I did authenticate that it was a real lambo by looking at the badges and the big awesome motor.


h8trz gonna h8t

at first i thought you were just very late to the veyron in the lake video, then i found out bin laden was death, then there was cake.

post the pictures of your visit to the dealership--you don't have to show me the car, just the dealership or place where you got it. make sure you get the reaction shots of your 10 best high-ranking friends.

also there were probably some random dudes tweeting about some guy driving his lambo into the lake if you search around.

btw what color was it?

Sorry y8s, I will not be releasing a picture of said Lambo.

I do not want to enrage other Lambo fanatics.

I never asked for a picture of the lambo. just the compound--err dealership.

But you took a video of your whole adventure getting the lambo... why don't you want to show us???

Actually, he didn't personally GO and get the Lambo, he had a team of highly specialized Lambo buyers get it. They all wore hidden cameras too. But unfortunately for some undisclosed reason the hidden camera on the guy that actually turned the key isn't available to him.

Not looking to create turmoil amongst NON lambo owners so I wont be posting the video of me getting said lambo.

but here is a picture of the compound where my lambo was hiding.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...2&d=1304604295

Based on your map and the proximity to the Pizza Hut, I'm beginning to wonder if Pizza Hut has been harboring said lambo all these years. We should begin to question whether to trust Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut does have a history of hiding things in plain sight - for example, cheese and pepporoni in the crust.

omg that is funny.

brad is on point.

This thread is full of win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!